What is everyone's favorite saying?

[Ithilden]

What do you think is the best quote for someone to remember. It can be a famous one, something you made up, anything (within the boundries people) :wink:

[Sneakabout]

I like mathematical tricks.

Women = Time x Money

Money = Time.

Women = Money^2

Money = Root of all Evil.

Women = All Evil!

Also: If Men are equal to women, Men=Women. A simple empirical experiment can verify that this is not the case...

[MightyE]

/em thinks Sneak is looking for a fight :lol:

[Sneakabout]

What, me? I'm simply a keen mathmatician with an axe to grind.

DISCLAIMER: All comments should be taken in the spirit with which they are intended.

*puts on asbestos suit*

[Hammer]

My 2 favorite sayings are, "What now???" (usually said after someone in my family (usually the three year old) has done something that they weren't supposed to do) and "Pshht!"

Well "Pshht!" is really more of a sound that a saying, but I say it a lot.

-Hammer

[FanboyElric]

There are few problems in this world that can't be solved by small amounts of plastic explosives and large amounts of duct tape. - Anon

[KhalidTheMighty]

mine is:

gamushara ni ikiteta mutekina jidai
totsuzen ni kuzureru yoru mo aru keredo


it means:
Storming through life, during the day you feel invincible
Of course, there are those nights when everything falls apart

[Voratus]

The difference between myself and a madman is that I am not mad.

[Akuma AKA Kurama]

Death solves all problems, no man, no problem. -Stalin

[FanboyElric]

The quote of today is from an old episode of This Hour Has 22 Minutes that was playing earlier (for those of you not familiar with the show, its a Canadian satirical/political comedy "news broadcast"):

WARNING,
George W,
The RED phone,
does not call,
BATMAN

:wink:

Another favorite of mine....

"I'm perfectly normal, in my own little way..."

[Jariyah]

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

[Kether Rowan]

I have two:
My signature (featured below.), created one night when noone felt like getting up to go for sodas.
and:
"Am I a buterfly dreaming I'm a man, or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi?" -Random NPC in Chrono Trigger.

(Yes, I know the spelling 'buterfly' is incorrect, I had to cheat the filter. Bad Moderator)

[CINDER]

"Hey, I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus!"-Homer
8)

[Talisman]

"If it's not broken, I can probably fix it"

:roll:

[Eva]

My sig is my favorite at the moment...
Can't recall my old favorites.
:P

[talesin]

"Having a smile on your face is easier then having one in your mind"

"Freedom is the freedom of the different thinking"

"If you want me to draw a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face - forever"

[Xecutioner]

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says ... What is this, a joke?"

That cracks me up, also I like the one in my sig.

[mysticii]

"There are 10 types of people in the world, men and women"
note: if you know your maths or programming you should get the joke :)

[Sir Freeman]

"There are 10 types of people in the world, men and women"
note: if you know your maths or programming you should get the joke :)
do tell :roll:

[Sneakabout]

Binary, man.

[mysticii]

the saying is a play of words, in binary 10 it is equivient to the number 2

[Kronys]

Personally, I tend to favor "There Aint No Such Thing As Too Much Overkill." or TANSTATMO, a paraphrase of Heinlein's TANSTAAFL from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

That, and what's in my sig line. ^_^

[anpera]

"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left"

[Angul]

This is one of my favourite songs. Sorry that it is in german but to say it in English just takes something out of it, but i will put a translation. This is part of the song "Ich Will" By Rammstein and I'm sorry that it is sooo long.

Ich will dass ihr mir vertraut
Ich will dass ihr mir glaubt
Ich will eure Blicke spüren
Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren

Ich will eure Stimmen hören
Ich will die Ruhe stören
Ich will dass ihr mich gut seht
Ich will dass ihr mich versteht

Ich will eure Phantasie
Ich will eure Energie
Ich will eure Hände sehen
Ich will in Beifall untergehen

Seht ihr mich?
Versteht ihr mich?
Fühlt ihr mich?
Hört ihr mich?
Könnt ihr mich hören?
Wir hören dich
Könnt ihr mich sehen?
Wir sehen dich
Könnt ihr mich fühlen?
Wir fühlen dich
Ich versteh euch nicht

I want you to trust me
I want you to believe me
I want to feel your eyes
I want to control every heartbeat

I want to hear your voices
I want to disturb the peace
I want you to see me well
I want you to understand me

I want your fantasy
I want your energy
I want to see your hands
I want to go down in applause

Do you see me?
Do you understand me?
Do you feel me?
Do you hear me?
Can you hear me?
We hear you
Can you see me?
We see you
Can you feel me?
We feel you
I don't understand you

[Craug]

Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear; and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack freedom.

--Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, K.S.C., 'The Honest Book of Truth'
(found in the Principia Discordia)

[Sneakabout]

Fnord! A fellow discordian! What are the odds...

[Talisman]

Fnord! A fellow discordian! What are the odds...

Apparently they're quite good :wink:

[neXus]

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
--Mahatma Gandhi

[Sneakabout]

::looks at the intellectual level of the forum.

I sunk it!

[Craug]

::looks at the intellectual level of the forum.

I sunk it!

Hahahahahahahaha.

"Remember, King Kong died for your sins."

[whitey]

my fave is

"One out of every three people is insane. think of two of your friends.... if they are ok, then it must be you." ~ George Carlin

he has a lot of good stuff.

[Angul]

oh and then i am really fond of saying "F-that" or "screw it"

[Mitsuko]

This is just off the top of my head, but it was in my cousin's profile.

"Remeber, the perfect guy to sweep you off your feet is in the perfect position to drop you on your @$$."

I just thought that was kind of cute. ^.^()()

[CINDER]

Another one of Mine is:
"Do You really want to be the one I'm thinking of when I go insane?"-Me.

[Hammer]

I have 2 more I thought of:

"We will not conform to your ways of nonconformity."

AND

"It's good to be da King!"

[Ithilden]

I never told you mine, mainly because it's more of a set of questions then a saying or quote. It's:

How do you see me? If you were to look through my eyes, what would you see? Who is the true me?

:P

[Mitsuko]

"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." Or something like that...

This next one is mine from...a fit of boredom and insanity...

"*holds up a twig* This is my mind...*snaps it* This is still my mind...*duct tapes the twig* This is my mind again...*bends the ducttape and leaves the twig bent* This is the end result to my mind..." Please, don't ask...

[Hammer]

Still one more I use. I use this one all the time at my office:

"Watch where you point that thing, Pinnochio."

[Ithilden]

"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." Or something like that...

This next one is mine from...a fit of boredom and insanity...

"*holds up a twig* This is my mind...*snaps it* This is still my mind...*duct tapes the twig* This is my mind again...*bends the ducttape and leaves the twig bent* This is the end result to my mind..." Please, don't ask...

well...um...I wont ask about what your mind looks like now then :wink:

[AiryndunThirinthalas]

I have a few favorites, but most of them aren't the kind of thing you post here. Among the nicer ones:

"Everyone sucks, but I suck less" - Courtesy of a buddy of mine, senior yearbook

"My honor student beat up your honor student" - My own adaptation of a popular bumper sticker

"Martin Luther King was a hoax!" - Barber Shop

More to come.... I have to make them PG-13 first...

[AiryndunThirinthalas]

How could I forget the classic t-shirt:


"The voices in my head tell me someday I'll be ruler of the universe!!"

Or something like that...

[Kronys]

How could I forget the classic t-shirt:


"The voices in my head tell me someday I'll be ruler of the universe!!"

Or something like that...

Kronys uses his magical D&D powers to polymorh Airyndun into a Rule Measure of universal proportions. ^_^

[Jamiefeerick]

"Lifes a crap shoot, some times you win, sometimes you lose"

"When the game of life, makes you, feel like quittin. It helps a lot if you, kill a kitten"

My sig line is the best of all

[Eva]

Another favorite:

Ahhh... I see the Screwed-up fairy has visited us again!

And My token horse one:

Eventers do it three ways in three days!

*is sure noone will get it*

[Karissa]

Somethng you'll often hear out of my mouth, especially after a really bad day, and usually referring to murder.

"Remember - its only illegal if you get caught."

[Talisman]

"There's three types of people in this world - those who can count, and those who can't"

[lonestrider]

Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear; and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack freedom.

--Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, K.S.C., 'The Honest Book of Truth'
(found in the Principia Discordia)

One I've always favored as well actually.

Another is

"Chaos is merely the weak mind's excuse when struggling with the realization that it can not alter reality. Reality is perfectly well defined without you."

[Pwyll]

My favorite is my sig, which comes from Clive Barker's Imajica.

[Hammer]

Yet another 2 of my favorite sayings are:

Oh, crap. (usually precedes something bad about to happen)

&

Aroo? (said when I'm confused or don't understand something)

[BLOODDRAGON]

i got 8 rather stupid ones:

"My plans are always practical! Its the laws of physics that get in the way of my success!"

"Some friend you came out to be, you took a gun and stabed me in the back in front of my eyes!"

"Dont play stupid with me boy im better at it"

"Some people say the glass is half full, others say it is half empty, but all i need to say is:"Are you going to finish that?"

(when a teacher calls my name)" It wasnt me!" or "He made me cheat off his test paper!"

"life is like a box of chocolets, you never know what your gonna get, but i think my piece is rotten"

"guns dont kill people, its the bullets in the gun that kill them... unless the gun is used by someone to pistol-whip the poor soul"

[Mitsuko]

This is one that's a variation of an old one. I'll be putting it in my sig soon.

"That which does not kill you makes you stronger. That which does kill you makes you dead."

[Hammer]

I've always liked "That which does not kill you can still hurt like hell."

[shiarkhan]

:roll:
Okay, well, something I say...a LOT..apparently when I talk, is:

'S'all Good' ... (I dunno, maybe it's a Canadian thing)

My favorite quote is:

'Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives ya something to do, but it doesn't get ya anywhere.' (Anyone name that movie??)

Ciao!
The Insatiable Shiarkhan
Officer - The Night Masks

[Jamiefeerick]

Kinda dumb ones these but

1.When it comes to the shove make sure you have a bat

2.Life isn't a full time occupation its just a hobby

3. Bleh

4. Awrite (scottish for hello, usually responded by "You said it again!!!")

[Hostillius]

"The best thing you can do in life is to carry two sacks.
That way, if you are walking down the road and some guy asks for help,
you can say, 'Sorry, I've got these sacks.'"

-Pat Beehan

Oh, and for Sneakabout:

Time = Money
Knowledge = Power
Power = Work/Time

Therefore,

Knowledge = Work/Money

(So for a constant amount of work, the more you know, the less money you have.)

[Booger]

now that reminds me...

http://osrin.netfirms.com/osrin/randompics/girls.htm

[BLOODDRAGON]

describe HOW evil... cause i mean theres :

JCP's evil
Mystic's Evil
Angul's Evil
Flufly little kitten's Evil
Ketup's Evil
BD's amost but not quite there Evil

[The Lady Dannon]

I have a few, Lets see...

It's all good

I need a drink

JCP is not evil

Terron dosen't want to kill you but the voices tell him to

[BoarVolk]

Such is life. (Ned Kelly)

Somebody has to be the bad guy. (My uni lecturer)

If there were no god, it would be nescessary to invent him. (Voltaire)

[Terron]

I have a few, Lets see...
JCP is not evil

Terron dosen't want to kill you but the voices tell him to


yeah its the voices... the voices.

[cactus]

At the moment is "Hakuna Matata" :D
edited to add the most recenlty used: "Why in the world I must be sorrounded by freaking idiots?" :evil:

[Stang]

Some of my favorites i've found on bumperstickers & some i've made up myself.

"Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'donnel fat."

"I miss being young & dumb. Because when you're young & dumb you don't know or care how heavy something is you just pick it up anyway. When you're older you know EXACTLY how much it weighs & you're not dumb enough to try picking it up."

"Knowledge is Power"

"The more you know the harder it is to be happy"

"I know my IQ is is above average but from my experience the average person is a moron"

[BLOODDRAGON]

Some of my favorites i've found on bumperstickers & some i've made up myself.



" I love animals...they're delicious!"

"My kids and honor student, and your a moron!"

"Horns broken, watch the finger"

"Harassing me about my smoking is bad for your health"

[The Lady Dannon]

A Day without Fairies Is a Day without Sunshine


Religions are just Large Cults!

[Sholva]

Don't drink and drive... you might spill.

I'm the guy your mother warned you about.

Terve mieli sairaassa ruumiissa.
(engl. sick mind in a healthy body)

Say no to animaltesting, use christians ;)

[Booger]

"Terve mieli sairaassa ruumiissa.
(engl. sick mind in a healthy body) "

actually that should be healthy mind in a sick body.

[GOLD]

mine is the the one i created...
Those who die are reincarnated with glory!





Reincarnation begins with cloning!

[Pwyll]

Well, if we're making up bumper stickers...

I used to follow Jesus, but He got a restraining order

Sorry... (OK, not really :twisted: )

[Terron]

I allways liked
"God is comming, and she is pissed!"
"My kid beatup your honor student."
"My grass is Blue"

[RayAkaLapsi]

I think all of us should remember this:

There are anly two kind of good people. Those who aren't born yet and those who had already died.

:roll:

[Elessa]

do not allow the dreams of thy youth become the regrets of thy old age

[BLOODDRAGON]

"If you dont like your job, you don't go on strike, you just go in there every day and do it really half @ss, thats the american way!"

[mya]

just a few funny things i heard thoughout my life


"who in the what now!?" :shock:

"who did what to the what now!?" :shock:

"sleep? what is the sleep that you speak of? i know not of this sleep you speak of? is it something good?" -PS2 addict

[BLOODDRAGON]

just a few funny things i heard thoughout my life


"who in the what now!?" :shock:

"who did what to the what now!?" :shock:

"sleep? what is the sleep that you speak of? i know not of this sleep you speak of? is it something good?" -PS2 addict

thats like that "Whos on first base?" skit

[TRC]

I have serveral good sayings, mostly of sarcasm that I use when people annoy me.

Here is an example: 'If you would use atleast the one braincell you have up in your head you might understand how stupid you actually are.'

[PurVirgo]

...It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt (Mark Twain)

...Never fight with a pig. You only get dirty, and the pig loves it! (I don't know where this one came from)

...I may not agree with what your bumper sticker has to say, but I will defend to the death your right to stick it. (from FR)

...Much of our pain is self-chosen (Khalil Gibran, from The Prophet)

[seramonie]

"....not all who wander are lost.." :D

[GOLD]

Life is like a box of hand grenades you never know if the pin' has been pulled


Let S&*T hit the fan, things will be alright (in your dreams)

[Ithilden]

Here are some a friend of mine and I have learned to use at work:

When you feel like ripping someones head off, just grin and fucking bear it!

We no longer call my mistakes blonde moments, they are now self titled Beth moments.

I dont know anything, I just work here.

If we get mad enough at you, we could always kill you and sell you as chicken. (for those of you who dont know, my current occupation is a cashier at KFC)

Most of our other um....frequently used sayings are not ..er... suitable for others.

[Iscariot]

-There's 10 types of people on this earth: Those who understand binary and those who don't.-


- When in doubt: Panic!! -

[Arillius]

All my favorite lines come from movies,

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." - A Klingon Proverb

"...the problems of two little people don't mean a hill of beans to this crazy world." (paraphrased) - Bogart in Casablanca.

"So it shall be written, so it shall be done." Yul Brenner as Pharoh in The Ten Commandments.

"Why the heck didn't I take the other pill" - Cipher in the Matrix. {I use that when faced with my own wrong choices.}

[BLOODDRAGON]

My Rule of Thumb
If my eyes arn't bleeding then im not ready to stop playing video games yet...

"I think i know why the plane crashed, 2 skeletons were driving it!"
-Venture Bros.

"HEY! Im a voter, shouldnt you be leing to me and kissing my ass?"
-Ghost Busters 2

[Bloodgeon]

"God doth not need
Either man's work or his own gifts: who best
Bear his mild yoke, they serve him best. His state
Is kingly; thousands at his bidding speed
And post o'er land and ocean without rest:
They also serve who only stand and wait."

-John Milton, Sonnet XIX: When I Consider How my Light is Spent (Or about half of it at least)

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

-Max Ehrmann, Desiderata

[BLOODDRAGON]

My little bro asked for help on a question with his homework for extra credit and what they were doing was filling in thew missing words(s) to x-mas carols and one of them said "Holy_______so tender & mild" so i told him to write down "Holy cow this chicken, its... so tender and mild!" and luckily his teacher has a sence of humor and gave him the X.C. point

[Schattenjager]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

[UpstandingCitizen Selekta]

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

[Skandron]

One of the ones I like.

"Technology is a race between engineers who are creating bigger and better fool-proof systems, and the Universe, who is creating bigger and better fools. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

[lostsoul]

"dead men tell no tales"

[Nynaeve]

"Did everything just taste purple for a second?" - Fry

[muad]

"time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

[Ithilden]

hmmm...another favorite quote.....

*Nichsist fur dich!
Nichtist war fur dich!
Nichts bleibt fur dich!
Fur immer!

Nothing is here for you!
Nothing was here for you!
Nothing remains here for you!
Forever more! (German)

And another......

*Saretlaetla laume mincaumla Fatere inla jaymmu se ammu laumala ine mefalainne laume enepi.

Protect the light for it will be the only thing left in the end. (in a language all my own)

*Do you know what your problem is? ......your stupid!

*Keep staring...I might do a trick.

and finally (for now) Warning, Blonde in the room!

[Nightwind]

fuer fri comes to mind for german lyrics to things that kinda rock "open fire" "bang bang"

then again, i don't have to understand it, heh

[lostsoul]

its "fire freely" i beleave..

i am a HUGE Rammstein fan

[DanaScully]

Its in my sig :)

[Nightwind]

du hast is good too

got me some german in hs

Ich spreche deutche nicht so gut.

but i still enjoy it

[YurianStonebow]

Something I want to put on a T-shirt and walk around town with, see if people can get the joke. But if anyone here is going to use it, mind paying me first? :D Anyway, it goes like this:

The Force is wrong in this one.

[Acemaster]

Just about anything from Napoleon Dynamite...

I have a lot of good quotes I made myself, I'll have to find them because I forget them...

[BLOODDRAGON]

"If my eyes arnt bleeding then im not yet ready to stop playing video games..."

"No please keep talking i still have a few brain cells left that you havent murdered with stupidity..."

[Vode Andreas]

Hehehe... My girlfriend got me the:
"If my eyes arnt bleeding then im not yet ready to stop playing video games..."
Shirt for my birthday :)

[BLOODDRAGON]

yeah my friend has those shirts

i always like those one saying "only a idiot would" and they have 3 examples of what a idiot would do and the 3rd example states" Only an idiot would read one of these shirts"

[Ithilden]

My massive collection of keychains has some good ones, here are a few:
1. I smile because I have no idea whats going on.
2. How do you keep a idiot busy for hours, turn this keychain over.
3. Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.
4. I have enough friends thank you!

and so on and so forth.

[Fionnabhair]

Everyone is born left-handed. When you commit your first sin, you become right-handed.

An idea for a t-shirt that, to my knowledge, has never been made:
"I was a liberal arts major. Do you want fries with that?"

And my sig, a (slightly modified for family-friendly viewing) line from a Sublime song.

[Eris]

"Some day we'll look back on all of this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
~~It's on a button I have on my jacket, right next to one that says, "The easiest way to a man's heart is by ripping a hole through his ribcage".

Teehee!
:D

[BLOODDRAGON]

"Ya know them Mascots scare me... there always using hand signals and theres so many of them... there plotting sometinhg I know it!"

[YurianStonebow]

A coworker of mine came up with this one, after talking with one of his callers: "Sir, you give stupidity new meaning. If I look it up in the dictionary, I might find your picture." Sorry, we were all having a bad day at the time... Not to worry, he was on mute. :wink:

[Marcus]

"I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems through violence."

Black Mage is the Best (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040612)

[lostsoul]

ignorance is bliss... then why aren't more people happy

[Sergei]

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
- Samuel Johnson

Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
- Albert Einstein

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

[Skaak]

One of my favorite quotes: "Haven't you ever wonedered if there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?" --Zoolander

Not sure why that movie makes me laugh as much as I do.

Choice ones from Despair.com (best posters ever):

"That which does not kill you delays the inevitable."

"It takes 47 muscles to frown and 13 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." (I think I have the numbers wrong, but for some reason their site is password protected when I tried to check, so I can't get it right.)

"No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood."

From me: "I hate all bigots." (Probably the most ironic statement I've ever come up with.)

"If I only did my professors I would have good grades."

And that's all.

[Marcus]

Oo, another one...this time from the Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript), issue #192:

"Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?"

[Furion]

[off-topic]Ah, minions. You might want to check this site out. http://www.zedtoo.demon.co.uk/humour/evil.html

[on-topic] ... (birds chirp)

Sorry, I've forgotten them all. :P (sheepish) Have fun planning your overlordships! :D

[BLOODDRAGON]

One night i was way to exhausted to play Halo2 but i didnt feel like gog into sleep so me and a few friends started up a game, now normaly i would be Uber insanely good totaly annihalting these guys ( there are 3 of them who are just as good as me and only 1 can completely waste me) but im like insane with stickys and Enerygy Sword or the MSG and beat down combo but anyways, like i said i was way to exhaused to play and im getting me hinny handed to me and someone says something long the lines of " Dude, Matt! What the *heck* are you doing your totaly *stinking* it up, this isnt like you!" and all i respond with is

"I CAN'T SEE AND SHOOT AT THE SAME TIME ALRIGHT!?"

[Acemaster]

Oh, I have some really good stupid Halo 2 sayings by me!

*after I spawn in the same place 3 times and am killed every time by someone with the rocket launcher* WHAT THE HECK? STOP CAMPING THE SPAWN POINTS!!!

they never let me live that one down...

Another thing I said in great frustration (and lack of logic)- IF THIS WAS REAL LIFE I WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW!!!

Yet another saying, after my wireless controller was not responding and occasionally doing things I didn't tell it to do, or so it seemed- WHAT THE HECK, WHO IS ON MY [wireless] CHANNEL?!?!?