stupid is what stupid does

[BLOODDRAGON]

Me i love driving total strangers insane :twisted: and im sure plenty of you all do to, so lets all share our "little" schemes that range from "just annoying" to "causing someone to go into a torental fit of rage :!: "

:wink: 1st and my favorite: get a police officer uniform and a blow-dryer stand by the road and aim it at cars

2nd: glue a quarter ( or any other type of money) to the floor so that everyone will try to pick it up but it wont budge

3rd: When you walk by someones locker wait till they are almost finish then before they can unlock it mess it up so they have to start all over again

[Talisman]

When someone asks me somebody else's phone number...I give them a number...any number...as long as it sounds good. After they dial, I say "Of course, I could be wrong" and walk away.

What do I look like? 411? :twisted:

[calandra]

My favourite is getting back at telemarketers

a> Give the phone to your 2 year old son and walk off. He gets to practise his phone skills and the telemarketer <if they have brains and some don't> ends up hanging up.

b> One said to me "We're selling a product that will save time and money" My response "I can save time right now ... " and hung up on them.

c> LIE ... tell them you already HAVE the product they are selling or if they ask for a specific person, tell them they have the wrong number!

[Pirotess]

>When someone asks me somebody else's phone number...

Trying telling them ' Oh sure...it's ninety-one, twelve, one-thirty-six.'

An awful lot of people don't catch it.

Lady Pirotess

[BLOODDRAGON]

calandra

My favourite is getting back at telemarketers

i like to say "Hmm sounds intresting let me go find a pen and paper be right back and see how long they wait till they hang up {once i got when to wait 4.37 minutes hasnt been beat yet :D }

[Angul]

*corrects BD's spelling* I think you were aiming for apologize. Sorry but I just HAVE to correct his spelling everywhere

[BLOODDRAGON]

we all know what angul likes to do to annoy people...at least me anyways :roll:

[Angul]

we all know what angul like to do to annoy people...at least me anyways :roll:

I cannot resist.....*what Angul LIKES to do*

*thinks about sending BD a dictionary*

[Talisman]

Why would he need a dictionary? He's got you... :twisted:

[FanboyElric]

Causing people trouble.... now why would I do that? :twisted:

My personal favorite was wandering in the arts tunnels on the university campus near by. One of them is really long, has no exits and has this red spiral that goes round and round the entire length of the tunnel.... Oh and did I mention its particularly fun to do if you're wearing a straightjacket and like to talk to people about the men in white coats who might be missing you?

My favorite thing to do to telemarketers who call for my roommate (because the phone is in her name) is to inform the caller when they ask for Mr. or Mrs. "Smith" is that they don't exist and then wait for them to puzzle out the fact that she's not married....

[Hammer]

I like to make people think I'm crazy...

CRAZY??? I was crazy once.
They locked me in a little dark room.
The little dark room was cold and wet and full of rats!
RATS??? I hate rats! They make me crazy!
CRAZY??? I was crazy once.
They locked me in a little dark room...

[LadyPhoenix]

No no, that's NOT how it goes.

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They put you in a round room to die.

Die? I don't wanna die!

Cause, when you die, the bugs get you!

Bugs? Bugs drive me crazy!

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They put you in round room to die.

[BLOODDRAGON]

:wink: i have one thats kinda like that its called the never ending poem,
write a note to some one like so:

1 Hey (there name here) tell me what you think of this poem:
This is a poem
thats not like any poem,
this poem never ends.
5 "why?" do you ask?
no one knows.
it just keeps going and going.
is ther a way to escape you ask?
no, there is no escape.
10 yes this poem that never ends.
why doesnt it end?
because(refer to line 2)

__________________________________________________ ___________
there is also the never ending song:

"This is the song that never ends!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singing not nowing what it was!
And then they kept on singing because...
This is the Song that never ends!
Yes it goes on and on my friends"
(so on and so forth)

[GOLD]

<-Master schemer when motivated :D :twisted:

[BoarVolk]

/me obnoxiously sings
"I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
get on your nerves,
get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
and it goes like this....."

/me repeats it over and over and over and over and over and over again.

personally I prefer to confuse people, combines well with making them think your crazy.
favourite line of my sisters when walking into a room "think about it"
and whatch them think about it (it being nothing) some people come up with classic facial expressions.

I dont know home many people here read strongbad emails, but another one (ripped from here) is:
you: act like an idot, or pretend to be crazy or something
them: "what are you doing?"
you: "did you just say doing(the sound)"
them "huh? what I said 'what are you doing"
you: "ohhh, well you spelt it the same"
them even more confused face.
for a better explanation follow this link
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail101.html
I personally tried this, and it is hard to get them to say doing, and even harder for them to remeber what they just said, but when it works its funny.

[GOLD]

if you need help with mischef or annoyence, let me know i'll help you out

[Mess]

I simply stare at people who are busy doing their work or busy doing something, with the 'I am judging you' look on my face. Its fun to watch them do mistakes or otherwise silly things, once they become aware that someone is watching them.

PS: Now, I mostly try this at work place or any place where people already know me (not the ones I am staring at), for I've had some nasty experiences in other places trying to do that.

[Furion]

Psst... Try not to bump threads this old. You can see how old a thread is by looking at the date on the last post.