Shocking news about Violet!

[RolandMoonstar]

Roland walks into the Boar's Head tavern, his size-35 hat drooping sadly on his head. "Oh, Dag, most terrible terrible news! I have just learned from Seth that my own blessed wife Violet is a Bigamist, who only married me to get a green dragon card."

Dag sulks on his pipe, revealing his Red Eyes Green Dragon card. "Hmm... so you want to put a bounty on VIOLET?"

Roland shakes his head. "Well, first I want to find out if what Seth told me is true." He turns and addresses the assembled crowd in the tavern. "Okay... so... how many people here are ALSO married to my wife Violet?"

Seth points at you. "Go ahead and post here, fellow husbands."

[echucker]

Yep, me too. And she's so moody!

[whitecrow]

Violet just like the...uhhh...best of everything.

[sativ]

nothing to be worried about... you'll get used to it...

[Ragnarok]

Heh, thankfully I haven't allowed myself to be tied down just yet. And from the sound of it, it seems as though I should keep it that way.

[Kroz]

I find her to be a complete and utter (excuse the pun) slut. I can't believe her. I'm glad I stay away from her. I've got my troll maiden in the tower of Castle slaag to keep me company.

[Mungo-licious]

Well you're obviously not talking about my Violet. She'd always be true to me. There must be some other Violet in town making her way through all the men.

[RolandMoonstar]

((completely off-topic:

Every time I look at your avatar I hear a little voice going "Zug zug!"))

[Syrius]

Violet? My friend Violet.... My BEST friend Violet?? I smite those that speak of her like that!

::SMITE::

[sativ]

so are you acting the same way as violet does?

[Mungo-licious]

Every time I look at your avatar I hear a little voice going "Zug zug!"
good times.... good times.....

[Ragnarok]

"Zug zug!"
"Work work!"

:lol:

[Kroz]

Daboo!

[echucker]

Bah - we've broken up. I dumped her, of course.

[Yang (duh)]

"Zug zug!"
"Work work!"

:lol:
What me doing?
Me happy too!

[mysticii]

sorry to say boys, violet is a sl..mumble....arggghh that hurts

[sativ]

so what about seth then? how would you call him? :lol:

[Arillius]

Well, I'll be. I just married the wench in a drunken stooper and before I could get my dwarven boots off, she asks me to kindly punch her dragon card for her.
When I asked what it represented she laughed and pulled 300 prepunched cards from her pocket!!!!
But what can I do, you see..... I love the wench! :oops:

[sativ]

you shouldn't. really. she's ok. being with her is ok. but don't ever fall in love with her.

[mures]

Alas poor Violet, I knew her well... ;)

[Zombie]

She dumped me, but we're back togther again.

:)

[echucker]

Hopefully your second go-round will last longer than mine. I think she just took me back because I was good eye candy, having recently completed another DK.

[God Valxirion]

jep, because if she just dumped you and your charm is zero, she doesnt even accept your winks

[Terron]

so what about seth then? how would you call him? :lol:

a playa

[God Valxirion]

Dear Legionnaire Valxirion,
Despite many great kisses, I find that I'm simply no longer attracted to you the way I used to be.

Call me fickle, call me flakey, but I need to move on. There are other warriors in the land, and I think some of them are really hot. So it's not you, it's me, etcetera etcetera.

No hard feelings, Love,
Violet

She did it again!

[sativ]

stopped counting...

[Balthus Dire]

I must admit, she is very helpful at times.

[Laucian]

My Violet never asks me for anything but love....but now she is gone....
(with the info loss thing)

[Alexi]

You... YOU ARE ALL LIARS!!! Violet is MINE! MIIINEEE!!! MIINE!!! ONLY MINE!!!

[Syrius]

Violet is always faithfull!! Of course she is! She's lovely!

(Pssst: the previous post on this was March, the posted date is just at the top of the posts. ) :)

[Furion]

Ah, well, I have learned not moralize things of beauty. :D

[YurianStonebow]

So what about Seth then? How would you call him? :lol:
A playah.

Darned straight! What's more, the man is an arrogant, uncouth boor when he's among men! Ladies, I bet he even snores loudly in the morning! :evil:

[Tarquinn]

*nods knowingly*
Speaking as someone who has been married to both Seth and Violet I can officially state that neither was especially gratifying. And she snored more than he did. ;)

love,
Q xxx

[Acemaster]

*nods knowingly*
Speaking as someone who has been married to both Seth and Violet I can officially state that neither was especially gratifying. And she snored more than he did. ;)

love,
Q xxx

:shock:

I don't want to know.

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

violet dumped me when i was an too ugly for her

[Tarquinn]

Acemaster said:


I don't want to know!

*grins* No, you really don't.

love,
Q xxx

[Knuckles]

already knows... its not so bad, not so great

[SuperFox]

Violet can't make up her mind about me.... First she loves me, then she dumps me, then she loves me, and then dumps me...... I think I'll just stop trying and love someone else....
~Foxishly Foxish

[Bartelby]

Bartelby angrily storms into the Inn. He declairs,"My Violet is the pillar of purity and innocence, and will always be faithful and true to me, and I'll have words with any man who says otherwise! Now stop besmirching the good name of my one and only true love, Violet!" :x

[lostsoul]

if you want to use that analogy than the pillar has cracks in it..

[Headless]

Headless merely shrugs and offers an offhanded reply. "I just married Violet to get the extra <snip> from her. Guess I'm using her just as much as she's using me. As long as she don't run off and leave me without the buffs, I don't really care what she's up to." :oops:

Sorry, game secret. -your friendly neighborhood Acemaster

Oops, didn't realize that. My bad? -Headless

[Fritz]

Oh, Violet!! I lover her so much, I married her twice. (So far.)

And I know Quinn's secret. :wink:

[lostsoul]

a few of us do, fritz..

some know more than others..

[Crowley]

Bartelby angrily storms into the Inn. He declairs,"My Violet is the pillar of purity and innocence, and will always be faithful and true to me, and I'll have words with any man who says otherwise! Now stop besmirching the good name of my one and only true love, Violet!" :x

Trust me, her name isn't what I besmirch... :twisted:

[Milkboy31]

Violet and I have spent.... uhh... time.... together on multiple ocassions.... but we are approaching our 5th wedding ceremony soon. Glad to find all this out before I married her again! :shock:

[Perrin]

Laughs at milk brushing some dust off his shoulder

"Ha, me and her are through I have found my true love MerleMihitomi and wont leave her for some trampy brod."

[michael94]

Okay some of you know how to get violet to like you. I an wondering how do you get her to like you because I don't know how. I only I did is a that I gave her a kiss on the hand and she blushed. So ther must be something I have to do other than kissing her on the hand. Please help me, because I think I like her.

[Buttercup]

Violet is one of my closest friends and I happen to know she loves getting presents. She also likes lots of attention, so you should visit her every day.

[Leah]

Leah entered in, draping her cloak over the back of a chair and placing her hunting bow on the table. She listened to the conversations around her, laughed quietly and said, "Poor misused men. Seth would neeeever do anything like that to his one true love! We're getting married!" she announced happily, purposely forgetting that they'd recently gotten a divorce because she 'wasn't charming enough for him anymore'. A cufflink or two and a kiss at the Inn had changed his mind in a heartbeat, though.

[SirJahd]

I am just useing Violet. I like the benefits that come with being married if you know what I mean. :wink: Maybe one day I will find my one true love, but til then at least it something warm at night. Although I wondered why she didn't join me til late, and left early. Oh well I am not her keeper, and as long as she comes back I don't care.

[Mess]

Roland shakes his head. "Well, first I want to find out if what Seth told me is true." He turns and addresses the assembled crowd in the tavern. "Okay... so... how many people here are ALSO married to my wife Violet?"

Nope! I've never socialized with her in any manner other than the habitual wink, when I enter the Inn.

...Violet is the pillar of purity and innocence, and will always be faithful and true to me, and I'll have words with any man who says otherwise...

Hmm.. I suppose, I should start saying things about Violet to justify your assured visits in the fields :P

[Diorama]

Roland shakes his head. "Well, first I want to find out if what Seth told me is true." He turns and addresses the assembled crowd in the tavern. "Okay... so... how many people here are ALSO married to my wife Violet?"

Nope! I've never socialized with her in any manner other than the habitual wink, when I enter the Inn.

...Violet is the pillar of purity and innocence, and will always be faithful and true to me, and I'll have words with any man who says otherwise...

Hmm.. I suppose, I should start saying things about Violet to justify your assured visits in the fields :P

*laughs*

[Julietta]

I thought being a slu..! ow that hurts !, was my job... :)

[MonkeymanJ]

MonkeymanJ walks in to the tavern and says "Is there a bathroom in here... Nah i'm just kiddin, well my Violet would never go to someone else... Or was that Amanda? I never do pay attention to what they say... a hooded person stands up... "Aha! I knew it... You don't pay attention."(It was Amanda) MonkeymanJ thinks "Awwww D*mnit, I'm screwed..." says out loud "Hey, hey, hey... put the dagger down and we can talk... PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEE... :D Awwwww crap..." Runs out the door with Amanda chasing him with a dagger... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
[i] Walks in many hours later with a few cuts and bruises... "Well it was bad at first but at the end wasn't as bad." MonkeymanJ sits down at the table and is about to yell "ONE ALE PLEASE" when something occured to him... "Are any of my other girlfriends here? Nope? Okay... ONE ALE PLEASE!!!" :D

[fuzzylogicman]

another possible is there is more than one girl called voliet, possible the village may have everyone called seth whom is male and very girl named voliet, or alot of cloning is going on this very simple village.

[Mess]

:shock:
I never gave it a thought. Awesome!!

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal wanders into the Inn and posts a notice reminding people to use their roleplay voice.

[fuzzylogicman]

*fuzzylogicman nods his head in noobish shame, slips into character with dwarf outfit and axe* that smart dwarf's post above makes a good point *cough**cough, gestures with axe to the 3 posts up from this one*

[Kian]

wonders in looking curious.Sits comfortably on the floor by the fireplace and listens to the men arguing about Violet with interest

[Grim Jestor]

...the Grim Jestor, grinning silently to himself, sits at a table near the back of the room, alone and furthest from the warmth of the fire. In front of him is a half-empty glass of scotch whiskey, which he occasionally sips from as he listens to the excited conversation and wild theories. Although more removed from the mortal plane of love affairs and flirting than most, he still enjoys sitting among them from time to time, if only to help him remember what he gave up all those ages ago when he traded his physical body for this new, much better form. Still able to enjoy his scotch, although bereft of most emotions and nearly all of what once made him human, he leans back, satisfied and quite thankful that he need not bother himself with such things...