the Flaxen-haired one

[Eris]

Eris moves to an unoccupied table. She begins stacking apples on the floor beside her in a pyramid. After she has a sizable stack, 22 rows in all, she tops the pyramid with a final apple- this one with the words,"Kallisti-to the prettiest one" carved into it.

[sativ]

sativ observes Eris while she builds up her apple-pyramid. When he realized she had already noticed him he nodded and headed for his room in the inn, hoping McD, ElWizz or Angul won't find him this night.

[Eris]

Eris Watches sativ exit, wondering why she remembers him with his tongue out. She shrugs to herself, and starts spinning extra apples on the table (after setting aside an apple especially for Sativ, lostsoul, and Edge).
For a select few others, she has ...Special treats.

[lostsoul]

::watches from the shadows::

[Eris]

withdraws a small bag and applies a pinch of white powder to the Kallisti apple, while chanting something in a low tone.
"There!" she says. "Perfect!"
Eris replaces the apple on top of the pile.

[lostsoul]

::thinks it is safer in the shadows::

[Acemaster]

:would like an apple.

[Eris]

Hmm... which apple... there must be a..AH! This one!!
:hands Acemaster the 'Kallisti' Apple, and smiles sweetly.

[Acemaster]

:pretends to take a bite, but chucks it over his head instead, hitting lostsoul in the nose.

[lostsoul]

::grips his nose after the apple hits.. mumbles in an off color language::

[sativ]

::falls down the stairs.::
"I wasn't listening! I was just... sleepwalking! I always do!"

[lostsoul]

::throws the apple at acemaster's head:: :evil:

[Nocturnus]

:: Grabs an apple, licks it, and sets it back in it's place::

[Eris]

::frantically searches for the missing bite of her 'Kallisti apple'::

[lostsoul]

::hides in a corner::

[sativ]

::gets up and clears his throat::
sorry. didn't mean to interupt you.

[Eris]

Eeek! I mean, yes?

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

[Eris]

::Tries to not look like Sativ scared the Flax out of her, and fails::
Here Sativ,Lostsoul, these are yours, I believe...
::hands Sativ and Lostsoul apples::

[lostsoul]

::turns down the apple::

no thanks

[Eris]

Suit yerself...
::starts to eat the apple, then pauses, looking at it::
Wait, I probably shouldn't do that...
::looks at the people watching her::
Because they're fattening, not because they're bad or anything of course...
:shock:

[sativ]

::just wanted to eat the apple, then he hesitates::

[Eris]

::looks at Sativ::
Oh, don't worry... Where I come from, most apples start to, um, smoke...
:shock:
::runs away, quickly::

[lostsoul]

::hits the ground and covers his head with his hands::

get rid of the apple

[Eris]

::reeeealy hopes that apple doesn't hatch...::
Man, I hope that apple doesn't hatch...
::looks back::
Aw, rats.

[sativ]

::stares at his smoking apple::
wha...
ERIS!?
What are you up to again?

[Eris]

::watches as the apple splits open, billowy smoke escaping in a brimstone-scented rush::
Wow, that's never happened before...

[onedarkdemon1]

:onedarkdemon1 casts a spell and all the bad smells go away:
rats are strange creatures you cannot teleport or kill them with magic
:freezes the rats and puts them in cages to use as test subjects:
(takes and apple and multiplies it)

[Eris]

::sneaks away, to return with a new batch of apples::
FrungazowafroogleSmaky!
::watches the apples grow to 23 times their normal size::
WOW!! :D

[lostsoul]

::looks about for a quick escape::

[Eris]

::rolls a giant apple at lostsoul::
Here, catch!!

[lostsoul]

::jumps out of the way of the apple and sends it back at her::

catch yourself

[Eris]

::wipes away a tear as the giant apple starts to vibrate::
It's soo nice to have all of my friends here...
OOO! What's this do???

[lostsoul]

::shudders at those words::

uh oh

[Eris]

::rips the stem from the giant rolling apple, and watches in amazement as a green, hairy finger pokes out from inside the chaotic fruit::
Ooooo! A Giant, hideous beast!!
:roll:
Maybe he wants to be friends...
::starts to tear open the apple with her shortsword::
Don't worry, big guy! I'll get you out of there!

[lostsoul]

::grabs his staff and readies a spell knowing eris' track record with chaos magic::

[Eris]

::pushes her shortsword a bit too deep into the apple, and hears a muffled scream::
Oh, that can't be good...
::the muffled scream becomes an enraged roaring, as the apple starts to shake violently::
Great. now he's gonna be all mad...::shouts at the apple:: It was an accident! Don't be like that!!
::watches the apple split open and reveal a lime green, bleeding, Incredibly Huge Troll emerge.::
Uh, it wasn't me! It was...::points in random direction:: HIM!
::realizing that she isn't pointing at anyone, giggles...::

[sativ]

::stares at the apple and raises his snowboard.::

this is so not funny....

[onedarkdemon1]

:pulls out his potions and throws them at every living person:
your invisable now i can take these back to my hut and sell them after i tame them
:takes the creatures and apples:
dont play with chaos magic

[lostsoul]

::chuckles and holds his staff::

chaos is unpredictable

[sativ]

yes indeed.
and that's why chaos spells are that interesting.

[lostsoul]

::shrugs::

i prefer nature myself

[Sir Quady]

Quadraxis wanders into this corner of the inn for the first time, and tries to steal an apple from the pile

[onedarkdemon1]

:puts up his stand:
selling giant chaos apples and giant chaos monsters

[onedarkdemon1]

and dont forget to visit the demon hut™ where i sell more stuff(its on this forum but a different topic labled demon hut)

™ added by Acemaster™.

[lostsoul]

would you have need of a fellow apothecary as myself..?

[onedarkdemon1]

hmm it would always be good to have someone help me so your hired

you get 30%of profits

[lostsoul]

::shakes his head::

i require no profit.. only to ply my trade

[Eris]

::Sighs to herself::
~~Sometimes it's just difficult to make friends... Especially with Chaos Summoning...
::ties a handful of Flax into a tiny figure::
~~But you'll be my little buddy, won't you? Yes, you will!
::waves her hands at the flaxen figurine...::

[lostsoul]

::shakes his head and casts a spell on the flax doll, giving life to it::

voodoo can be dangerous when mixed with chaos

[Nightwind]

*watches as the doll starts to reinact the better parts of all the chucky movies*

*descides to make that 'from a safe distance' and continues to watch*

[lostsoul]

::smiles as he likes chucky movies::

[Eris]

Oooo, lookit the little guy go! What? You want to play with this dirk, embedded in the table? Here, let me get that for ya, little guy...

[lostsoul]

::hides behind nightwind::

this might not end well

[Eris]

::accidentally knocks a table candle onto the Flaxen creature.::
Oooo-Whee! Look at that little guy RUN! He sure is quick... :shock: Oooo, that will probably go out by itself, right??

[Acemaster]

:dumps five tons of flax on Eris.

[onedarkdemon1]

dumps magic flax™ on acemaster then makes him a human puppet with the magic flax™

[lostsoul]

::dances about like a fool::

[Eris]

:D
::Bathes in the Discord::

::begins orating::
For Now, Oh yes, Real Discord FiNds OuR hearts, anD we, oh yeah, oh yeah, Fiddle about upoN its nObbly domelike head and Run about, all squingy-like, making little Ding, ding! noises...
::realizes she has no idea what she's talking about, and falls silent::
Um... nevermind...
:?

[lostsoul]

::laughs::

and through confusion comes understanding

[Eris]

:oops:

[lostsoul]

:chuckles and smiles::

[Eris]

::offers lost a sacred chao pendant::
:D

[lostsoul]

::is confused and declines the pendent::

no thank you

[Eris]

Okay then...
::eats the pendant::
Ugk....
::turns a beautiful shade of cornflower blue, and passes out, striking a table which forces the pendant out of her mouth and through the air in a winking golden arc::
Hmmm... That didn't work out as expected...

[lostsoul]

::steps out of the way of the flying pendent::

what was it you were trying to do

[Eris]

Didn't think the stupid thing was solid gold...
::pouts::
I thought there was chocolate inside!

[lostsoul]

::pours a barrel of chocolate coins over eris::

[Eris]

Melted Barrel chocolate! My favorite!


:lol:

[Nightwind]

roll out the barrel, and we'll have a barrel of fun

[Knuckles]

:hums the beer barrel polka:

[lostsoul]

::dances the beer barrel polka::

[Tarquinn]

::cackles and grins, "polka? my favourite." Promptly starts to polka about with an invisible partner, with a nod to Eris looking slightly disapproving: "for the most beautiful? now now dear, trojan wars started with that kind of thing." ::

[lostsoul]

::sends the invisible partner packing and dances with tarquinn::

[Tarquinn]

::laughs at Lost, "ooo partner upgrade." ::

[lostsoul]

::polkas with quinn::

[Tarquinn]

::trips and goes sailing into a wall::

[YurianStonebow]

:zaps the wall into a king-size waterbed, and zaps another one that Quinn can land on after ricocheting off the first one...

[Knuckles]

:hops on the water bed... sadly his claws punture it soaking him: well, i didnt see that comming...

[JackZackson]

:Wanders in just in time to get soaked by a mysterious spray of water

[Headless]

Headless begins to polka about... eh, perhaps polka isn't quite the right word. His 'dance' is actually more of a wild spinning about, arms flailing and crashing into many a table, wall, and angry crowds. My, the wet floor seems dangerously slick...

[Knuckles]

:shakes the water off: oh sorry jack... maybe i should trim these

[JackZackson]

No I suppose it's time for a bath anyway

A little warning would have been nice though

[Knuckles]

:smiles: you were getting a little ripe

[Headless]

The slick floor finally catches up to Headless as he goes sailing roughly into the nearest person, which just so happens to be... Knuckles!

[Knuckles]

:oofs as headless runs into him, but uses the claws on his feet to keep them balanced: one to many ales?

[JackZackson]

:grins: It's all that living under a bridge that does it

:sits down before he hurts himself: So what happened to the apples? I'm hungry

[Knuckles]

:hops up into the rafters to dry a bit:

[Julietta]

*wanders in, now dead*

[JackZackson]

*Shakes himself dry and peers curiously at the walking dead*

[Darcia]

:eats a red delicious:

[Buttercup]

:tries to smiggle but sprains her neck.

[JackZackson]

:hears the distinctive crunch of apple eating and then listens to the sound of his tummy rumbling: A hungry troll is not a happy troll, where are those apples hiding?

[Perrin]

:Yawns and looks at his stumach:
"I need food i'm so hungry now." :cry:

[Eris]

::recommends that the happy hungry troggies not eat the unripe apples::
I recommend that you stick to eating the ripe apples.
::wonders if she is experiencing multiple action/same action syndrome::
Am I being redundant?

[JackZackson]

:shock: :Does a double take, then a tripple take:

Eris, Mod's be praised the supplies of apples and chaos will be plentiful

[Eris]

::giggles::
JackaWhackaShmackaZackaBrack!
Miss me?
:wink:

[JackZackson]

:Nods vigorously:

Aye that I did, how've you been?

Any apples?

[Eris]

::withdraws an obviously...augmented...Red Delicious apple from her pack::
I've been saving this one Just for you!
::takes a few steps backwards and plugs her ears:: :shock: :shock:
Umm.. I mean....
RUN!

[JackZackson]

:sniffs the apple a few time shrugs and swallows it whole

Hmmmm delicious

:is completely unaware of the smoke pouring out of his mouth:

Thanks

[Perrin]

:sighs: Humm perhaps I should go and get nachos?...Mummm nachos *drool sound* :D

[lostsoul]

*wraps his arms arouns eris and gives her a HUGE huggle*

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!

[Perrin]

*runs around histaracly in circles and trips over himself falling in front of the two friends Eris and lostsoul*
"Haza! That was fun so what do we do now?" :roll:

[Eris]

Umm....
Have I been here?
No?
I was dreaming I was at some place called "wurruck" or something, and they wouldn't let me leave...
::juggles 23 smoking apples whils't winging a pie at lostsoul::
~But I'm back!

[Perrin]

*shrugs* I don't even know how I got here Eris.

[lostsoul]

*is whinged with a pie and whaps eris with another pie*

[Perrin]

.:Drools homer style:. Mumm...pie

[Marcus]

*Drops five tons of flax on Eris' head*

[Perrin]

.:laughs at the look of Eris's head:.

[Eris]

::Struck with a mighty tinge of nostalgia, Eris attempts to summon a Giant, animate mustachioed tongue::
Dongefroonazbbaloonifreekylikatungeesoon!
:shock:
Um, ....that is NOT what I had in mind...
::attempts to use her newly~gained five tons 'o' Flax as a barrier between her and the...
*gasp*
dare I even...SAY it?
the.....
The.....
THE.....

[Eris]

Where was I?
~Oh, yeah.
THE......
red~eyed flea of DOOM!
:?
~???~
Hey! That itches!!

[JackZackson]

:gets the camp fire ready:

What no more giant animate tongue?

Thems some good eating

[Perrin]

.:screams in horror:. NOOOOO!!!!! It can't be Say it isent SOOOO!!!! :cry:

[Julietta]

:wishes for flaxen hair:

[Buttercup]

:ninja magics yards of flaxen hair all over Julietta's body.

[DruneSilentarrow]

:halts as he comes in staring wide eyed around the place and relizes it is much safer elsewhere.

[Marcus]

*Marcus drops five tons of flax on Drune's head*

[DruneSilentarrow]

:trys to ump out of the way but his lower half is caught. He turns and his hand begins to glow, the flax begins to turn into cinders.

[Pixie]

Pixie runs through, giggling madly, bedcover slung over one shoulder and flapping noisily behind her. She pauses, looks about suspiciously and dives behind the nearest armchair.

[JackZackson]

Pixie runs through, giggling madly, bedcover slung over one shoulder and flapping noisily behind her. She pauses, looks about suspiciously and dives behind the nearest armchair.

:raises an eyebrow:

Oh that's right the rooms are just above here

Are we drinking and carousing too loudly?

[Pixie]

Peeks head out from behind the armchair and looks confused,
Uh?

[JackZackson]

:Points to Pixie's attire:

Did we wake you?

[Pixie]

She stands up and struts out from behind the armchair, smoothing her hair and flimsy clothing down,

Nope, not at all. I just love Bedcovers.

She stands there, smiling at him.

[JackZackson]

:nods: Oh I see

Looks comfortable I guess but you can't beat a burlap sack under a bridge by a nice fire

Uhhhh aren't you cold?

[Pixie]

She pounces on him and proceeds to wrap him up in the bedcover,

Nah, running about can make one very hot.

[JackZackson]

:falls off his barstool in a cocoon of bedcovers:

Hey it is comfy... but how do I drink my drink?

[Buttercup]

Buttercup giggles at the stock bait rolling around on the floor with Jack.

[JackZackson]

:inchworms his way back to the bar and onto a stool while still cocooned:

Luckily I've had a lot of practice at doing this.

Syrius can I get something with a lot of ice and a straw?

[Buttercup]

Buttercup sits on the floor with Pixie and plots.

[JackZackson]

:would be worried about the plotting however his ears are tightly wrapped in bedcovers so he remains blissfully unaware:

Hmmm It's nice and quiet in here all of a sudden

[Buttercup]

Buttercup pounces on the tightly wrapped troll!

[JackZackson]

:falls off the bar stool all over again:

Hey there! Forgive the lack of a greeting hug but I seem to have lost the use of my arms

[Buttercup]

Buttercup steals the comfy bedcovers from Jack and snuggly scampers away.

(edit-I don't run, I scamper!)

[JackZackson]

:is left spinning on the floor as he is rapidly unwound:

And here was me thinking alcohol made the room spin, now I find out it's done by Ninja Pirates

[Buttercup]

Buttercup shakes her head, "Silly Jack, Ninja-Pirates are the reason for everything!"

[JackZackson]

Even the itch in the very centre of your back that you can never reach no matter how hard you try?

[Buttercup]

Especially that.

[DruneSilentarrow]

:manages to get around the chaos and orders a glass of elvish wine.

[Pixie]

Pixie sprints past Buttercup, grabbing the bedcover on the way. She laughs at the over her shoudler and sticks her tongue out... running headlong into Drune

[JackZackson]

:slowly spins to a halt and tries to stand:

Woah which way to the bar

:lumbers unsteadily in a random direction:

[DruneSilentarrow]

Gets bowled over by Pixie but manages to save his wine! he quickly drinks it to prepare for the rest of the chaos.

[Eris]

::runs in, covered in melted circus peanut goo::

You wouldn't believe who's Back!

[JackZackson]

:blinks and steadies himself on something:

"Uhhhhh fluro colours?"

[Eris]

JackaMackaFlackBrackaZack!!!!!
::runs over and licks the Jackson. Twice.::

Miss me?

[JackZackson]

:chuckles at the tickily licks:

Of course I did! :blinks a few times to help the room stop spinning: How've you been?

[Eris]

I've been on a quest!
(walkindowntheroadaldaydoodahddodah)
I was magically whisked to a faroff land where, if you can believe it, Circus Peanuts don't wear moustaches, and cannot be animated!
:shock: I know! I couldn't believe it either! So, after I... uh... had a erm...mishap... involving some confectioner's sugar, a diabetic horse, and some angry but small constables, I de~whisked myself back home!

::sighs::

I miss my whisk...I called him 'Whisk~ey'...{hic!} :oops:

[JackZackson]

:sways slightly:

But surely there were giant animate tongues weren't there?

[Eris]

not even little ones!
::eris whips out Non Sequiteur, the broken tea strainer of DOOM::
Remember this??
::she spins it around twice, smiting herself greatly in the forehead::
:x
Ow! I think I strained something...

[JackZackson]

I do remember that... A potent weapon and home to at least one tribe of nose goblins.

:winces:

Careful there wouldn't want to make the tribe homeless

[Eris]

::shakes Non~Sequiteur gently, peering inside::
... :x ...I think I can see some sinus trolls in there...No Go'lins, though..
::surrepticiously honks a gobbie into the strainer::
:D ..There! That's better! Play nice, you guys!

[JackZackson]

One big happy family

At least until the dryness sets in

[Eris]

Oh, to live in a gobbie world...
*sigh*
...
Wait, that doesn't sound fun at all...
:?

[JackZackson]

Not unless you're a gobbie...

Or living in fear of the giant absorbant wipe

[Eris]

::spins Non~Sequiteur around until the non-dry gobbies look like little green spikes::
:o WOW! A nose flail! I re-dub thee
bum~da~da~bum!
NOSE~SEQUITEUR, POINTY BOOGER SPIKY THINGY!!!!

[Eris]

...................
:(
Nah. Non~Sequiteur is better.
::spins around Non~Sequiter Broken tea~Strainer of DOOM (formerly known {well, for one post, anyway}as Nose Sequiteur Pointy Booger Spiky Thingy), showering the assembed people with booger spines::
:shock:
sorry....

[JackZackson]

:Is showered with green spikes:

Ouch... wait, wait I have an idea!

:Creates a green spike mohawk:

At last I know what it's like to have hair!

[Eris]

:hopes the spikes don't melt:
I hope those spikes don't melt!

[Ice]

Watches the apples and decides she had an orange