Bizarre things that are intentional.

[Pwyll]

*treads carefully to keep it clean* I just want to say that a woman's "time of the month" has never caused me to reject her advances...

[Syrius]

:P :P

:P :P

*ahem* ...sorry, that time of the month...

[RolandMoonstar]

Actually, the funniest part about this is when you buy your first weapon,
when MightyE puts your fists on display:

"MightyE takes your Fists and promptly puts a price on it, setting it out for display with the rest of his weapons."

[Crim]

*has no effect on you, you're already the ugliest person in the village!*

[RolandMoonstar]

I got THIS after writing that post about 'your fists.' Karma? Coincidence? A mod reading this thread?

~ ~ ~ Fight ~ ~ ~
You have encountered Tyler Durden which lunges at you with Your Fists!

Level: 10
Start of round:
Tyler Durden's Hitpoints: 20
YOUR Hitpoints: 49
You hit Tyler Durden for 6 points of damage!
Tyler Durden hits you for 1 points of damage!
Next round:
You hit Tyler Durden for 2 points of damage!
Tyler Durden tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 2 points of damage!
Next round:
You hit Tyler Durden for 9 points of damage!
Tyler Durden tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You try to hit Tyler Durden but MISS!
Tyler Durden tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 5 points of damage!
The first rule of Forest Fight Club: You do not talk about Forest Fight Club
You have slain Tyler Durden!
You receive 23 gold!
You find A GEM!
You receive 103 total experience!

[Acemaster]

I thought it was hilarious when I strapped my fists to my war horse's saddlebags and put my lampshade on

[Kaiun]

MightyE takes your Fists and promptly puts a price on it, setting it out for display with the rest of his weapons.

In return, he hands you a shiny new Pebbles which you swoosh around the room, nearly taking off MightyE's head, which he deftly ducks; you're not the first person to exuberantly try out a new weapon.

I nearly took MightyE's head off by swooshing a shiny new pebbles around the room

[fraser]

I got this when I used the theiving skill insult against Seedy Cutthroat:

Seedy Cutthroat feels dejected and cannot attack as well.

Somehow I find the image of a Seedy Cutthroat feeling dejected quite odd...

[Headless]

How about when the RNG feels dejected and can't attack as well? Wouldn't that mess you up too?

Edit: Sorry, didn't know that word wasn't allowed...

[JackZackson]

I was very amused when I looked at what the salesman had sold me and found a...

Fists +1