Shocking news about Violet!

[RolandMoonstar]

Roland walks into the Boar's Head tavern, his size-35 hat drooping sadly on his head. "Oh, Dag, most terrible terrible news! I have just learned from Seth that my own blessed wife Violet is a Bigamist, who only married me to get a green dragon card."

Dag sulks on his pipe, revealing his Red Eyes Green Dragon card. "Hmm... so you want to put a bounty on VIOLET?"

Roland shakes his head. "Well, first I want to find out if what Seth told me is true." He turns and addresses the assembled crowd in the tavern. "Okay... so... how many people here are ALSO married to my wife Violet?"

Seth points at you. "Go ahead and post here, fellow husbands."

[echucker]

Yep, me too. And she's so moody!

[whitecrow]

Violet just like the...uhhh...best of everything.

[sativ]

nothing to be worried about... you'll get used to it...

[Ragnarok]

Heh, thankfully I haven't allowed myself to be tied down just yet. And from the sound of it, it seems as though I should keep it that way.

[Kroz]

I find her to be a complete and utter (excuse the pun) slut. I can't believe her. I'm glad I stay away from her. I've got my troll maiden in the tower of Castle slaag to keep me company.

[Mungo-licious]

Well you're obviously not talking about my Violet. She'd always be true to me. There must be some other Violet in town making her way through all the men.

[RolandMoonstar]

((completely off-topic:

Every time I look at your avatar I hear a little voice going "Zug zug!"))

[Syrius]

Violet? My friend Violet.... My BEST friend Violet?? I smite those that speak of her like that!

::SMITE::

[sativ]

so are you acting the same way as violet does?