King of the Hill

[Seanbaby]

I have a hill

I am standing on my hill

Take it from me if you can!

(Must post how you take it from me)

[Acemaster]

*pulls the hill out from Seanbaby and stands on it*

[Waugh]

*pulls the Acemaster out from hill and stands on it*

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal asks Waugh nicely for the hill. Waugh says "yes, but only for awhile," so X-Kal agrees. He then takes the hill.*

[DruneSilentarrow]

Runs up and pushes X-Kal off the hill and stands on it

[Talisman]

Ever see one of those massive excavators that they use in stripmines?

:fires one up and steals the hill

[Taliesin]

I rename myself Muhammad, and voila! the hill disappears from under Talisman and reappears under my feet.

[muad]

sends taliesin out for a shiner and some tamales from matt's el rancho ....

i'll just stand here while he is gone

[Iscariot]

*developes new paradigme of logic and morality, redefining "Hill" to be nonexistent, teach theory to muad, watch muad go mad trying to get his head around new non-euclidial parrallax reality, gently lead him away from non-existent hill to nice sanatorium, revoke former learning by pointing out obvious error in system of thought*

- Fish does not equal pantyhose for a root number less than 0!

*take possision of re-existing hill*

[Buttercup]

Buttercup strikes some awesome poses, flips out, and ninja magics the hill away from Iscariot.