King of the Hill

[Fritz]

uts Furion on a board made of snow and pushes him off the hill, watching him flail his arms about as he goes down

[Waugh]

Waugh continues to stare blankly.

[Taliesin]

::has the men in white coats come cart Waugh off to the looney bin since he's obviously gone catatonic.

[Uzxhra]

"*Brrrrryaaaaaaaaoouuuupp!*"

As everyone makes their hasty getaway from the mightily disgusting burp, Uzxhra takes the hill!

[ZMoney]

Having ditched the angry mob, she calls Stacy and Clinton (aka the "What not to Wear" fashion elves), who whisk Uzxhra away for a fabulous makeover and some much needed charm school training.

Z now claims the hill! Again.

[Milkboy31]

:Sets up a grill at the bottom of the hill and begins grilling some filet mignon.... Z can't resist the odiferous waftings going her way so she looks to her left and to her right... and when no one is coming, she runs down towards the meat. Milkboy walks up the back of the hill and is now the King of the Hill.

[Iscariot]

*Sends in team of dwarven spelunkers to hollow out the hill. when new tunnel is two feet below Milkboys two feet, retrives spelunking team and sends in RDD w/MEDoB (Really Dumb Dwarf with Massive Explosive Device on Back). Detonates device, sending Milkboy into orbit. Refills massive hole in hill with prints of spam mail, climbs onto hill."

Whay, me king of hill!!

- Edit: Fixed messed up colour-code -

[ThantosFive]

:rushes up and climbs on top of Iscariot and shouts from atop his head

"I win! All your hills are belong to us!"

...but suddenly gets dizzy headed from the lack of oxygen from being so high up....and falls down a cliff

[JackZackson]

:runs to the top of the hill with an extra cunning plan only to find it unoccupied:

Huh... I must be more cunning than I thought

[Sergei]

Sergei notes Jack is on the wrong hill entirely. "So much for cunning."

Using precise GPS measurements, he takes the highest hill for his own.