The way out of the tavern... Da da daaaaaaa...

[MonkeymanJ]

MonkeymanJ Wanders around the tavern just so bored... he wanders up to a door that says DO NOT ENTER MonkeymanJ drunkenly wanders into the door and falls... falls into a never ending pit (which has an end...). He hits the end and looks up. He sees Ramius and thinks "Oh crap" He runs out the door of the mausoleum and finds himself falling again... He appears right outside the bar... He turns around and walks to an area that was never there before. He sits at a table that seems to come out of the sky, and drinks a glass of ale that just appears. He dozes off, and finds himself awakend by a beautiful elven maiden (he is an elf). He starts to talk and finds himself unable to, he falls in a hole, then as he is about to hit the bottem he awakens... "What the He-
he finds the same maiden standing in front of him and asks her to go to dinner with him some night... She walks away after a few hours and MonkeymanJ sits where he was eagerly awaiting this Friday night at 8:30 Pm... He sits there waiting for someone else to come to chat...

[Grim Jestor]

...the Grim Jestor, cringing at a badly-thought out and even more badly-executed plot, quickly leaves before the monkey tries to talk at him. Somewhat uneasy of monkeys to begin with, the Jestor finds the idea of talking monkeys somewhat disturbing, and only adds to the thread as a sort of calling-card, in hope that someone will arrive in the "in-character" area who is more interested in discovering a hidden story than simply chatting...