Classic Server: Creature Ideas Wanted

[MightyE]

It's been a while since we did this, so lets go again =)

Post your ideas for new creatures to be added. What we need:

Creature Name
Creature Level
Creature Weapon
Creature Death Message
Is the creature in the normal forest?
Is the creature in the graveyard?

So this would end up looking something like this:
Creature Name lunges at you with Creature Weapon

You have slain Creature Name!
Creature Death Message

No guarantee your creature gets used, but if I like it, I just might =)

[Lauri]

MUAHAHAHA! Now you've done it, you'll have to put them all in!

[Nomad]

Bird Boy lunges at you with Split Personality!

You have slain Bird Boy!
What a Saucy lad!

...Or something like that. ;P

[Lauri]

Nooooooooooooo

[Furion]

:messages booger to make sure it gets in.

[X-Kal]

Ack! I have all my ideas on my old Trillian logs! *runs to check*

[Valancy]

*giggles uncontrollably and runs off to do laundry*

[Valancy]

okay, seriously. what about:

Farmgirl Blackfire lunges at you with Incessant Doodling!

You have slain Farmgirl Blackfire!
The pen has run out of ink.

I think something similar has already been suggested. It would be fun to those of us who knew her as Blackfire when she camped out on Wen...

[Lauri]

This was mailed to me

Name: Sirhc
Weapon: Extra-large Rock Hammer
Lose: You obviously need a bigger hammer.
Win: Ack! I should have used the sledgehammer.

[Nomad]

...I don't get it.