MotD: Promotional announcement

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By @Buy one get one free JRMìnga
1) Please congratulate Cupcake, DreamWarden, and Riah on their promotions to @Helper!
2) Similarly, Balcon and LadyAlchemist are now Senior Mods, which is less exciting!
3) And, in the other definition of "promotion", the Black Unicorn is still available for a measly donation of five american dollars and is worth at least three of them!