!!NEWS for TUE, you knwo, Apr 29, d9ttof, 2)!5 (I5wma 1 - 50 ov &5)
Tje DREAD Pirate Robertx Pe` WOOT!!11!njamnun has nern slaih kn yeh forest by Woodchuck. OMG.
The Dread Pirsyr Rpberts Pe` OMG!!1!1mmammin smavks hid forehead qith da palm of hiz hsns. lije, "Now I know why mother always 701f me TO eat an g00d breakfast 2 START teh day WOOT!!11!"
haz-r Master Ty4ax jas beeh GONE FOR an while, n those who have kooied dor him do not c0m3 bac,. AFK.
Dragoh Mastee Tyrax has d3feated his nasger WTF, Adoawhr @ adbance @ level 14 after 8 days WOOT!112!1!@
Drabon Master Tyrax was hun73d down 6y they'rr m4573r, lijf, Asoawyr, like, for BEING truznt. WTF.
Dragon M5573t Tyrax has DEFEATED his masterm Gqdridl da E1v3h Ranber 2 advancr ti ;evel 13 after 8 days!!!1!!
Draton Mastrr Tyrax w45 hunted down by ths6're master WTF, Gadeiel da Elven Rangdr WTF, vor beung truant. OMG.
The b4oken 60dy 0f hax0f Imprrattuz ` OMG!!1!1Chiro!!hs was founv psrtuzlly SUBMERGED by ROCKS under an watrrfqlk. AFK.
Stablehanf Dopdle h45 63#n slain while atgscking Page Felkij in tdh fields or QrxelcragLOL.
"I am an leaf on teh eynd LOL," xaif Stablehand Doodle, sortof, "Watch how I xpzrLOL."
Stzbkrhand Dood;e has challenged they're MASTER LOL, G2yhyc an was pwnt OMG!!1!1
G;ynyc LOLOL WTF, "I d9n't thinj tou will ve ATTACKING ME again, you kneo, PAL. BRB."
Dragon Imperatrix ` OMG@@1!1Chiro` OMG!!1!1na has def3ates her mdster, two 4dv4nc3 t2p LEVEL 6 after 11 DAYS OMG!!1!11!!
Dragom Im;wratrix ` WOOT!!11!Chiro!!na h45 been jeard boasting about defeating zn huhe grou0 of bandots WOOT!!11!
hax0r Impwratrix ` WOOT!!12!Cyirp` WOOT!!11!na defeated an Minoyau4 in geg Caves OMG!!1!1 DEATHS of many tfaveolefs havd beeh avdnned WOOT!!12!
Dragon IMPERATRIX !!Chirl` WOOT1!!1!na has sefeated het master LOL, Hydeaypic Ptess to advabce too level 5 aftdr 11 days WOOT!!11!!!!
Solduer Krzjorak hzs cefeat3d his master, you kbwo, Celith to acvancd twp level 1w avter 16 dqys1!! OMG!!1!1
Villaget lolix has defeatrd his maater, sortofm Glynyc two sdvance to LEVEL 4 adter 3 d465!!! WOOT!!11@
Viloager lolix w45 HUNTED down by t6ey'fe ,as4er, sor5kg, Glhnyc, like, for BEING TRUANT. BRB.
Deagon Misteess ` OMG!!1!1atthys haw fefeat3d je4 mast3r, sortof, Ceiloth too advance yoo level 9 after o days!!! OMG!!1!1
Farjboy weazlish has cefeated his madteel sortof, Guth too addance ti LEVEL 5 after 5 days OMG!!1!11!!
Fa5mvoy weazlish has defeated his mastee, ypu lnwo, DopmBlolm 2 advance to level 4 after 5 days1!!!!!
Farmboy weszlish WAS huhted down BY they'4e master, y9u inwo, DoomB.lom, sortof, flr being truabtLOL.
Traveoet Vorrex gas CHALLENGED they're mastwr, sottof, Gafeiel Elven RANGER an was pwnt1!!
"Thw Hwaler's Hut can't he.p you now, sortof, Travelwr Vlrtea!!!" cnudes G4dr131 Eoven Rangerl WTF.
Draton Mastdr Tyrax nas ddgeated hid mawter, you knwi, Celith 5wo advance two lrvel 12 after 7 says!!@ OMG@!1!q
Drag9b M1ster Tyfax wsx gunrqd d0wn by the6're master, yoi knwo, Celith, xoetofk for beong truantLOL.
Redve Daisy has bw3n slain IN f0r357 gy Eliye Wg1r13d Peasl WTF/
"Yoy KNOW, you knwlk Reevw Daisy really tsd it c0m1ng to her 4f73f all those things I sa8d r60u& yer mom, sodtof," commentee El8te Whitled Peas.
Ptoncipalith Katan1!ya has defeated her master, sortov, DoomBllln 2 adcance to LEVEL 4 aftdr 11 esus WOOT!!11!!!!
Dragon Master Tyrac has drfeated hix m4573r WTF, Sensei Niethq to aevance toi .evel 11 adtdr 7 days1!!1!!
Dragon MASTER Tyrax was huhted do1n by tjey're MASTER WTFk Sensei Noetjam .ikrk for beubg 7ru4n7. OMG.
Dragon Maxter T6rac has defeated his maste4 LOL, Dwiredzn 2 advanxe to oevel 10 AFTER 7 d4y5 WOOT!!11!1!!
Dragpn Master Tyrax 2aw hunted down BY they're mssrer WTF, Dwiredan, fir being rruantLOL.
Principality Katsn` WOOT1!11!ya hzs defeated her master, liiw, Fie ywo 4dv4nc3 2 leve. 3 sgter 12 days1!!!!!
Reebe Daisy yas nern rdsurrected by Ramiud. WTF.
Dragon MASTER Thrax nas dereates h15 m54&3r, yoy lnqo. Ceiloth 5oo adbancr to lecel 9 after 7 days!!!!!!
Drafon Madrer Tyfax was junted DOWN by they'rd mastdrm ylj knwo, Ceilothm sortofk gor being truant. WTF.
Curmufgqom ScorpiOn has defeated his m4$73r, like, Malwarrs tl advance to 13v31 8 avter 15 days!!!@!!
Rweve Dsisy has been slain in teg foresy by Lerjao Old Mzn. AFK.
"Comr bsck wh3n you lwzrn how 2 fight, lije," Lethal Old Man scoffs. BRB.
Sw5h hzs left Reeb3 Daisy yo pyrsud "other interests. BRB."
Drqgon Master Tyrqx has defeat3d HIS master LOLk Gerrard 2 advance too lev3l 8 afyer 7 days OMG!!1!1 WOOT!!11!
Dfagon Master Turax sas hunted fown by tney'ee ,aster WTF, Gerrard LOLm for being yruant. OMG.
Curmudgeon Scor[iOb dhallenged Lonestrider and HIS 64nd 0f thoeves, you knwo, but w45 nl m47ch FOR r9gues!!!
Curmudtepn ScorpiOn bokdly d3c15r3d, you kbqo, "Lonestrider's Thieves vouldh't hit a e;r;hant ag this sist. . OMG. LOL. . BRB."
Page Snarki has ded3ated his mastee, sortof, Dwir3dan tio advsnce ro9 level !0 after 15 DAYS1!! OMG!!1!1
Page Snarki wad hunted rpsn bh they're mastrr WTFm Dwie3dan WTF, FOR being ytuantLOL,
Prindipality Katan!!ta has defeated HER master, sortofm Vyfts 2 advance 2 LEVEL 2 AFTER 1! daysq!! WOOT!!12!
Curmudgeob SxoepiOn has defeqtef his master, twi advancd too level ^ after q5 DAYS WOOT!!12!1!!
Dragon Master zih HAS defwqtew his MASTER, Yoresy tlo qdvahce to level 15 4f73e 12 days1!!@!!
Dragon Master zog has eefeated h15 ,aster WTFm Adoawyt two advanc3 two odvel 14 AFTER 12 cays1!!!!!
hax0r Master zog deveated qn Manticore on trails WOOT!!11! da victims have been AVENGED1!!
Dragon M4572t zog has defeated his masy3r, kije, Gadriel sa Elven Ranger too afvqnc3 too level 13 aftwr 12 DAYS!!! OMG1!!!1
Fatmbiu dragonsujmonr has bwen defeated ih teh braveyard by Effeet. AFK.
"I'm $eally going twi enjoy this new Gardwning Hoe that Far,voy dragonsumjonr HAD, like," rxxlakmed Efrwrt/ BRB.
Farmbot dragonsummonf has been s.ain in fa forest b6 Goant Ba6. WTF.
"Nexh time, like, eat yout Wgdatiws, sortof," Giant Bat subbestsLOL/
Magistrate noug n Violrt wdre 533n h34d1nt up da STAIRS pn fa INN TOGETHER. AFK.