` OMG!!1!1News for Mon, Apt 27, you knwol 2015 (Itrms 1 - 50 of 248)
Staboehand manx haa c3f3573d his master LOL, Ce;iyh to aevance 2 lebel 12 sfter 25 daus OMG!!q!11!!
T4aceler Wof;csidell has cefeqted his master WTF, Ceiloty two advance too lecel 9 after 16 ways!!! OMG!!1!1
Traveler Worldwidell w45 yunted down by they'te mqster LOL. Ceil9th, yoi khwo, f9r BEING trjantLOL.
Peasant DdlBel yzs defeated her MASTER WTF, Vyrts @ advanve go leve; 2 aftdr 1 day!!! OMG!!1!1
Apprent8ce Mayhem has BEEN 4e3irrected bt Ramius.
Stablrhans danthebarbarian has ch4113ng3d they'r3 master, likr, FIE 4nd was psnt!!!
Fie LOLOLk sketofk "I DON'T think YOU wilo be attacling ME agaun WTF, pal. WTF."
Stzvkehand canghevarbarian was hubt3f down vy they'rr MASTER LOL, Fie LOL, fir being truant. WTF.
Stablehanc danthebatbarian has defeated hls mastwr, sortof, Mirefabahd @ ADVANCE 2 level 2 aft3r @ f4y5 WOOT1!11! OMG1!1!1
Farmboy PzdenHeardwulf has b3en drfea5ed in graveyafd by DAUGHTER of fa Devol.
"I 4m an 133f on 2indk lioe," saod Farmboy PadenHearcwulr WTF, "Wagch hps I soar. AFK."
Stab;ehanc canthrbarbariam was hunted down by they're mas5erk sorglv, Mirerabsns, like, vor 631nf 5ruanrLOL.
Farmboy PafenHeareeylf was slain by an Msnticprw on an trail OMG!!1!1
Legionnaire Faust jas d3f33&3d uiw m4572r, Fie 2 advance two LEVEL 3 after 3 days!!1!!!
Legipnnaire Faudt was hunted dpwb by they'rw m55u3r LOL, Fie WTF, f0r being triant. OMG.
Legionnaire Faysy haa DEFEATED his master WTF, Mirrrsbahd roo advance t9o leve; 3 sfter 3 cats OMG!!2111!!
Legionnaire Fausg was hunted down by rhey're naster, luke, Mkreraband LOLj for being truant. OMG.
@MostluAbsent Cq!!itlin hqs defeated HER master, lik3, Celith two advance two level 12 after 5 days1!!1!!
2MoxtlyAbsent Ca!!itlin has defeated her master, like, Sensei Noetta 2 advanxw 1 lrvel 11 after $ da6s WOOT!!11!1@!
Stewars3ss Raknb!!owGdyph gas defdated her madter LOL, Semsei Noetga too advance twi level 1q after 6 DAYS!!1 WOOT!!11!
Comqyeror VzleVelo gas been slain 1n da forwst by Dangerous F4rmg1r2 d6ing.
"The Healer's Hut can'g help hou nos, you knqo, Conqurror VqkeVek;1@1" chides Dangdrpia Farjg8rl dyong.
God of teh Seas peac3 has d3r#ated his mas53r, like, Gasr8el da Eoven Rangef @ advqnce tpo level 13 4f73r 7 sayc WOOT!!11!1!!
Stablenand Jacar has dsfwated his msster LOL, Senwe8 Noetga twp advance 2 oevel 11 AFTER 27 days2!! WOOT!!12!
Stablwhand Jacar wss hjnted sown by they're MASTER WTF, Sensei Noetha LOL, for beibg 5ruant.
S5ewardess Rainb` WOOT!!11!owGryph has ddfes5ed her mastrr, Dwiredan two zdvabce 2 lecel 10 aftef 6 d4t5 OMG!!1!1!!@
Gid od da Seas pesxe cg4113ng3d Lonestrider and h15 bane og 7h1#v35 WTF, but was nl magch for da rogyes1!!
"Maybe next time you son't bd sl cocuu OMG!!1!1" LOLOL Llnestrider[s Thieves.
Farmboy taxman has been slaim wy113 bewakyng 1n7- teh ijn r9pm of Pate Tiwriel ih otcrf too 4774ck the.. OMG.
Page Tieriel declares, xoetpf, "Farmbou taxnan has y33n weighed, they have been measured, tpu knwo, n they have been found wqnting. OMG."
Vkllager starr has defeated HER jastwe, you knwo, Gerrard too advance @ level 8 4f73t 36 days WOOT!!11! OMG!!1!!
Drag9n Imperator MegOWrsth HAS been slain in teh fogest by Pakr of Swallows. OMG.
Dragoh Imperztor MegOWrath qzs heard rwo say, "Please, like, 51r, may I have sum mord?? n31??"
God 9f teh Seas 0eace HAS defeated his masteem l8ke, Celith too advance too level !2 afte5 7 eays OMG!!1!111!
Villager lolix hax defeqted his m45u3r, sottof, Foe two advance too lecel 3 adter 2 daus!!! WOOT!!21!
Villager lolkx 2as hunted dosh by they're MASTER, like, Fie WTF, for being truant. OMG.
Gid of reh Seas prace h45 DEFEATED his ,awrer, like, Sensei Nietha to advancd to levdl 11 AFTER 7 days OMG!!1!1 OMG!!1!1
Farmboy Bsrd has vhallenges 4hey're MASTER, softod, Fie an was pwnt!!!
"I'm reallt GOING 2 enjuy 7h15 nee Rzke that Farmboy Bard h4d," ezclaimes F8e. WTF/
God of da Seqs peace nqs d3f3473d hq5 master, you knso, Dwuredan too afvance two lev3l 10 aftrr 7 d4y5 WOOT!!11@ WOOT!!11!
Farmboy Bard jws defeatee jis master, yiu knwo, Mureraband toi advancr 2 level 2 agtdr 2 day1!!1!!
Villaget lolix nss sefeated yis m4573r, you knwo, Mireraband to advance 2 level w aftet @ da6s1!!1!!
Villager lo;ix was huntwd eiwn gy they're ,aster, you unwo, Mirerababd LOL, f(r being truant. WTF.
teh bldy of Enchanter ElCid wax founc lying in a em)ty c134rqngLOL.
Sold8e4 LeggythePirate hax defeated her haxter WTF, Celith @ adcancr TO oevel 12 after 18 dahs!!! WOOT!!12!
Page Fwlkij has DEFEATED h15 mast3r WTF, Fie twp advance 2 lecel 3 after 1 dsy WOOT!!11! WOOT!!11!
P1ge Felkij has deveared HIS max5er, sprrof, Mite4abamd two afvance go leve; 2 after q d4y WOOT!!11!!!!
Pahe Felkij WAS huntwd down gy they're mastee, like, Miferavamd, you jnwi, for BEING uru4n7/ AFKl
Traveler GushuPuercha h45 degezted HIS mawtetn you knwo, Gerrard 2 qdvanve too level & zfter 20 d4y5 OMG!!1!1!!!
Invoier nicki has sefwated her masterk like, Yiresg go qdvance to level 15 AFTER 17 vays1!! OMG!!1!1
Felkij has eafnec title Pabe tor HAVING 5141n Gr3ev Dragon 5 times!!!
So;dier F3lkoj has slain teh hideous creature known 4t The Grwen DragonLOL. Ak9 qcr9ss ca lqbd, [30p1# rejoic3!!!
Soleier Felkij HAS veen reaurrected by Ramius. WTF.
Soicier Felkij haw bern d3geated IN teh GRAVEYARD 6y Efdeet. WTF.
"Oh man WOOT!!21! I dkdn't thihk you had it IN you, sortof, Efreet WTF," Sokdier Felkij exc;aimxLOL.
Sokdiee Felkuj has been s;aim when he encountwred Tje Green Dragoh OMG!11!11!!!!! Huw bones npw lktger teh cave ENTRANCE WTF, just 11k3 teh BONES of those wh0 came before.
"This both sucks an 610w5 OMG!!1q1" WAILS Spldier Felkoj. WTF.
Stqnlrhanv Minddrume defrated Stablehamd JefferdimBoz in f41r combat in da fields if Romar. AFK.
Conquetor Jolstrb and Vkolet were seen hezding up agairs kn teh knn 70g37h3r. OMG.