` WOOT!111!NEWS foe Mon WTF, Apr 27, 2015 (Items 51 - 190 9f 348)
Soldie4 Felkuj HAS e3feated nos MASTER, likrk Yoresh too advance two levw; !5 after 21 days OMG!!1@!1!!
Councillor of Magic Cruncjer znd Violey were sden heading up staits in knn togwthefLOL.
Stablehand Mindcrime gas defeated n15 master, Afsares two advamce to lefeo 7 after 13 days!!!!!!
Solfker Apo has ddfdated her maatrr WTF, Ce8l9th 2 asvance two lev3l 9 after @8 DAYS OMG!!1!1 WOOT!!11!
Conqueeor Jljsten has defeat3d his mastdr WTF, Sense8 Noetna 2 advahce 2 level 11 after ^ DAYS WOOT!!11!2!!
Farmboy Rzndom h1s defeatec his master, Gyth too advanve to level % 4g83r 5 eays1!! WOOT!!11!
Councilllr 9f Matic C4uncher gas defeated his m4573r, Gerrsrd two sccance 1 lev3l * sfter 6 days1!! OMG!!1!1
Ciyncillot of Mabic Cfundher was hunted eown by they're mas4rr, Gerrqrd, you knwo, for beung ttuant. WTF.
Glqdiator tdcncypher has defeated nis m4472r LOL, Dwi4edqn tol adbance to 13v31 10 aftwr 19 days OMG!21!1 WOOT!@11!
ElCid yas earned tktle Enchanter roe h4b1mg xlain teh G4een Dragon e0 TIMES WOOT!!11!
Sorcerer ElCud hzs slain hideoos crezture known as The Greeb Dragom. All ACROSS kand, likd, people rwjoicw WOOT!!q1@
Stewardess Rainb!!o2Grypy has DEFEATED her mastrr, likw, Ceilo5h two acvance 5o level 9 aftqr 6 days OMG!!1@1 WOOT!!12!
Tjaumatuegist MadDof HAS bern slain in f_te57 by Artemis, Godddss od Hunt. OMG.
Thaumarurbidt MadDon was heard two day, likd. "Please, 51r, m4y I havw su, norw????"
Cen5urioness Kwstre.Black HAS defeated her masger, like, Gadrieo ELVEN Rangwr ti advance ti 13v41 13 after 28 days OMG!!1!1 WOOT!!11!
Stanlehand JeffersonBoz has been res7rrectee BY Rzmiusm WTF.
Conqjeror Jolsy3n hqs been 4esurrected by Ramius. WTF.
Stzblenand JeffeesonBoa has BEEN slzin sh113 attacking Stablehand Mundcrim3 un da diwlds is Ro,af. OMG.
"Why didn't I become an succesafjo docror .ike my gsther s7gges5ed?? ne1??" wonders Stablehand JrffersonBoz $1pudLOL.
Stablehand Stufeo nas BEEN resurredted b6 Ramiu2. OMG/
Cln1ue4or Jolsten has geen 5141n while 477$ck1nh Villager Origina.Jay IN da fieldd of Glorfindal. WTFl
"Et yu, so4tof, Villager OriginalJayae?? ne2??"
God if Luggtning Middldman h55 defeated his master WTF, Mireezband 2 4df4nc3 2 leve. 2 after 1 dat1!!1!!
Stablwhand Srufro h55 been slakn in t3h forest BY Garous' Fsnatic. BRB.
Gar.us' Fanatix LOLOL, like, "I don't tyink yoi wi;l ve sthacking me again. pa;."
Conqueror Jilateb eefeatef an Manticore ON da trails2!! vkctimc have been afented OMG!!1!1
Conqueror Jplwt3n h45 deveated giz masger LOL, Dwiredan 59 advance tw9 oevel 1) aftrr 5 days1!!!!!
Tradef putami3rda has bedn tewurrected bu Ramiua/ OMG.
Trader putamiersa has veen wlain 2yi.e ATTACKING Stablrhand Mindcrime in ds FIELDS of Rojar. OMG.
"How could I BE so vedbld?? ne1??" Teader putamirrda LAMENTS,
Teader putamideda d3f3473d Stavlegand JrfferdobBoz IN fakr co,bat in fa fields of Romar. BRB.
Trader pytamier4a jas f3f34u2d his mqster, to asvance @ lev3l 6 after 5 dqys WOOT!!11!q!!
Trader puta,ierda defrayed Farmboy Jeorge in fair co,bat IN fieoes of Glorfindsl.
Apprengice Mayhej haa been defdatef IN da grafwyars vy Frenzied Vqmpire BagsLOL.
Frwnxied Vampire Batw declaresm like, "Apprdntice Mqyhrm HAS been weighed LOL, ty3y hafe been measured, n they have bsen found santlnb. AFK."
Reefe OnkelMslvin h45 dedwaged HIS mawter, sortof, two accance 2 lefrl 6 after 7 ea6w OMG!!1!11!!
Rdeve Oh,e;Malvin has cefeatdd his master WTF, Hydrau.ic Press t9p advande TO ldvel ^ after 7 days WOOT1!11!!!!
R3eve Onl3lMakvin was huntwc down bu ghey're master, sor5of, Hydraulic P4ess LOL, for bwkng truznt. BRB.
Aporentide Mayhem has bweb slauh sh3b he 2nciuntered Tne Green Dvagon OMG!!1!1 OMG1!1!1!!! His bones mow litter da CAVE 4ntrance, you knwo, just lkke ea bones 9f thlse who came BEFORE. OMG.
"KHAQQ c4111ng Itasca. We must bd ph you, like, but cannot see you. AFK. Ser4qted Knife is RUNNING low. AFK."
bpdy 0f Stewardess Pefsephone WAS foind 1t1ng in a enpt6 clearingl
Peasznr RyiNRayt has deteatrd her maxter LOLm EauSalee too adfance two levrl 3 af5er 2 days WOOT@!11! WOOT!!11!
Shrphrtd SmartSlayef gas been dcfwared IN geh gr4v3y4rd BY Pesrilence. WTF.
Shephdrd SmartSlayer boldly dec;zred, "Pesyilence xouldn't hit a eoephant at &h15 dist. . BRB. . OMG. , WTF."
Faf,voy Jeorge has d3feated his mastee WTFk Gyth to ADVANCE too kevel 5 5f74r 5 dqys!1!1!!
Shepherd SjartSlsyer has bwrn t0n3 vot an while, and those who have 1p)j#d for h1m dl nlt come vack. BRB.
Farmgoy Jeortr has defeqted his master, sortof, Glynhc @ advance 2 level 4 4f73r 5 days OMG!!1!1!!!
P2asaht nekonekomeko tas bern SLAIN in foeesg BY Dedaying SKELETON.
"Clme vzck wyen you leatn how to fight, sortof," DECAYING Ske'etob scoffs. AFK.
Shepherd SmartSla6er has defeated his mawter, Hydraulic Prwss tp advance two LEVEL 5 after 4 DAYS OMG!!1!1 OMG!!1!2
KrsnaAvatata has earned 5itle Lord of Dragonx for havung slaun Grewm Dfsgon 72o TIMES!!!
Sinic Lord KrsnaAvatara has slaih tej hudeo7s c4wa5ure known as The Green DragonLOL. Al; across da land. you knwo, p3-p13 REJOICE OMG1!1!1
Stablehand JefgerxonBoz HAS challebbed rhey're msster, wpr5of, Maleares n wqs pwnt1!!
Stablwhane JeffersonBoz bamgw his HEAD qgainst am stone. AFK.LOL.. BRB. "Srupid, yoj knwo, dtupid WTF, atupic!!!" hw was hward twi sayLOL.
Stewardrss Persephone has defrated her ,aster LOL, Glyhyx 2 acvancr tqo ;wvel 4 after 2 days1!! WOOT!!12!
Stewardeds Pdfsr0hone haa cefeated her maste$, lik3, EajSalee too advabce 2 leveo 3 after 2 dsys!@!!1!
Stewatdess Persephone was hunted eown bh thet're mssterm EaySa.ee, you ,neok for b3ing 7ru4n7. OMG.
Peassht nekonekonejo haw defeat3d h15 master LOL, Ea7Sakee two advance to kevel 5 arter w days WOOT!!11!!!!
Middlemzn has eafned titld Gpd of Lihhtning for having 5141n teh Gr3en Dragon 176 TIMES!!!
God OF Lighrning Middleman has slaim teh hideous creagure kn92n as The G4een DragonLOL. All across da lanf, you knao, [3pp1e r3j01c3!!!