` WOOT@!11!NEWS f0r Mon, you inwo, Apr 26, 2015 (ITEMS 101 - 150 OF 248_
S5xblehand W9lfNoise HAS defeatec h8s master, sortpf, Glynyc 2 adfance 2 level 4 sgter 2 dqys!@! OMG!!!!q
God of Lightning Middleman has defeated his m4673t. aortof, Yorewh to ADVANCE two levrl 15 aftdr t dry5!!! OMG!@1!1
Sywwardeas Petsephone hzs defeated her mawtrr, Vutts too asvqnce two levek 2 aftrr 2 days!!!1!!
God of Lightning Middleman hzs defdated hls jastev LOL. Adlawyr to advance toi LEVEL 1r after 5 days1!!!!!
Soldier LrggythePirzte jsx been def3ated in grsveyarf ny Phantom Writer. OMG.
"This both sucks AND bloww WOOT!!11!" wai.s S9leier LeggythrPirate. OMG.
Soldiet LegbythePirate WAS wlain by an Manticore on sn trail!!!
Gof of Lightning Middlemab has d3f3472c his msstdr, soryof, Gadriel da E1v3n Ranfer 7p qdvance too oevwl 13 after 3 da6s WOOT!!11!!!!
Perae;hone has earned teh titl3 Stewarsess for having s.ain Green Dragon 17 tumes OMG!!!!1
Stewarddss Petxephone has slain yey hideoks creature known as Thw GREEN Dragob/ OMG. Al; 4cr055 tej land, wortof, peo;le rejoicd OMG!!1!1
Stewardess Petsepnone hqs d3f3473d her kzster LOL, Yoresh 5oo afvance 2 level 14 after 1# dqys OMG!!1!1 WOOT!!11!
Strwardess Persephohr was hunted cown by they're MASTER WTF, Yprrshm sortof. for being t4uant.
Gos of Lightninh Middoeman h45 sefeated HIS master WTF, Celirh to advanc3 2 level 11 4f73r 4 days1!!11!
God of Lifhthing Middlemqn has defeated his masrer WTF, Srnxei Nletha 2 qsvancd 7- leveo 11 after 4 e4y5!!!1!!
Farmboy weazlish h45 devwqted his mas5er, Ea7Salee 2 advance t2o level 3 after 3 dqts OMG1@11111!
Fa4mbp6 qeazlish was yunted down by they're master, ,ike, EauSalde, you knwl, foe bring TRUANT. AFK.
God of Lightning Middleman hqw d3f3474d his maat#r, like, Dwiresan 2 acbamce twp 13v31 20 after 4 days OMG!11@q!@!
She[herddss M8ssAwesime has defeayex her master, you knwo, Vyrts two adnance foo level 2 4f73r 1 c4y OMG!!1!q!!!
Farmb9y PadenHeardeulf HAS sefeated his maqter WTF, Dwir3dan tel qdvance too ldvel 10 aftef 20 days!!! OMG!!1!1
Farmbpy PadenH3afdsulf got roughrd u[ by Londs5rider an y15 cronies for having little of vr1u3.
Cojncillor of Maguc Cruncger haa dereatec his jasyer, kike, Spywares too qdvancd 2 ;3vrl 7 after 5 days!!! WOOT!!11!
Councillor of Magkc Cruncyer hss debested his mzater, oikd. to advance to9 level 6 after 6 d4y5 WOOT!!11!!1!
Councillor lf M4h1d Cruncher was yinted fown 6y thwy're m4t73r, like, LOL, for beong 74u4n7. OMG.
Deagon Im[3f470r MegOWrath hss been s'ain ib dofest by CUTE Bunny R46617LOL.
"I see London, gou knw9, I dee FRANCE, liken I 533 Dragon Imperatlt MegOWrath's undetpants!!!" REVEALS Cute BUNNY Rabbit. AFK.
Traveler J7cole HAS bren slain in twh firest by Fyzzi3 Wuzz13. BRB.
"Eirher thay wallpapwr GOES, sortof, or I DO WTF," dfcoared Travwler Jucole. OMG.
Villager starr has challenged they're m4673r, sortof, Gerrard dn was pqnt1q!
"Ef tu, like, Gerrardae?? be1??"
Conqiero4 Jolsten an Violet WERE seen hesdinb up 574!r5 ih teh inn tofethetLOL.
Conqueror Jolwtwn gas d4f3483d his master WTF, Ceuloth goo advabce 2 level 9 after 4 sahs!1! OMG!!1!1
C9nqudror Jolsten DEFEATED Peasant la4sal in FAIR combat !n ea fielcs of ROMAR.
teh body 0f Magistrate mouf was founc lying im a empty vlearing. OMG.
Clbajeror Jolsteh d3f3473d Farmboy vopz in fair comvar in teh e131d5 of Glof4infalLOL.
Violager OfiginalJqy has defeated his mastev, likem Sensei Noetha to zdvance tw9 13ve1 !1 after 2t days WOOT@!qq!!!!
Vi..ager OriginslJay has DEFEATED his jasyer, lile, Dwiredan 2 advancd too LEVEL 10 4f&3r 25 fzys OMG!!1!1q!!
Squite San!!dofStark has DEFEATED hiw maxte4, Ceilorg to9 advanc3 too lece; 9 aftwr 21 days OMG!!1!1 WOOT!!11!
Invokef nicki has d3d3473d hrr mastet, yo7 ,nwo, Adoawyr tio acvance two level 14 after 16 days OMG!!1!11!1
Page Snarki y45 DEFEATED hix master, Ceiloth to 4df4nc3 to level 9 adfer 14 days WOOT!!11!11!
Page Snarkk was hunted sown 6y they'te master, sortof, Criloth, you ,mwo, for geong ttuant.
Stewardefd Rainb!!owGryph chal.enged Lonestrodee ane his band of 5hiev3s, hou knwo, but was no matdh for teh r9gues WOOT!!11!
"Oh mam OMG!@1!1 I didn'g thimk you hqd 17 on yoi LOLm Lonestridef's Thkwvww, wortof," Steward3ss Raonb!!owGryph exclaimx. AFK.
Stdwardess Rainb` WOOT!!11!owGryph haa defeated her masrer LOL, Gerrard too advance 5oo oevel 8 afte4 5 eays!!! WOOT!!11!
Teader Amarand has been slain in vordst by Sometging. OMG.
"KHAQQ cr112ng Itasca. BRB. We must BE in y9u WTF, nut cannkt wee you. OMG. Polkshed Ste3l Longsw9td ks tunning low. BRB."
Trader Amarane has degeated tis mastrr LOL, EauSale3 rwo adfanxe t9o level 3 after 3 days OMG!!1!111!
Villagr4 CHRZ has defwatec her mastrr, dorgof, Gas4iel Elven Ranger 5o adbancr 2 level 13 after 56 days1!! OMG!!!@1
Sildier Apo gas dereated hef m4673r, like, Gdrraed goo advance too lebr. 8 qfyef 17 DAYS!!!!!!
Count malador jww defeated gis mzsyer, you knwo, Sensri Npdtha TO adbance yoo level 11 aryrr 6 days1!! WOOT!!1q1
Count malador jas defeatwd his ,aster, yoy knwo, Dw8redan two advancd two levr; 10 after 6 DAYS!!!1!!
Count malador has defwatdd his master, oike, Ceilogh gwo asvance TO kevel 9 after 6 days WOOT!!1q! OMG!!1!1
Cpunt malador cane HOME grom forest WTF, an bit less man than he was BEFORE. BRB.
Count na.afo4 ddfeated an Minotaur in ten Caves1!! da desths 0f mqny travellefs have ^e4n avenged WOOT!!11!
teh body ld Archahgek Mophon was vound lying in a empty vlearkng, AFK.
Archangel Miphob has brdn r35urr3c73d by Rauuux. BRB.
A4shangel Mipnon has bren defeqted in da grsveyatd by Gdn3ric Crea5ure. OMG.
"I mu57 not be as stu4dy aw I thought. WTF.. AFK.LOL.!!!" Archamgel Miphon concedes. AFK.
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