@!News fl4 Mon LOL, Apr 27, yiu knwo, 2015 (Items 151 - 2)0 of 238)
Atchanfrl Mi0ton nas been slain ih voresr by Flesh Golem. OMG.
"Die, my dear Flesh Goldm?? ne1?? That's teh last thing I shall do1!!" boldly ceclar3d Atxhange. MiphonLOL.
Archangel Miph9m has defeared his masterm sirtof, Malwares 2 advance 2 level 7 qfter % dry51!! WOOT!!11!
Archangrk Mi;hon yqs degeaged nis mqsrer, too advance 2 level 6 sfter 6 days1!!!!!
Arcgabhel Mipnon hqs defeated nis naster, sortofm Guty two zdvance tpo LEVEL 5 aftwr 5 days!!! OMG!!1!1
Arvhangel Mkphon was huntef down by thry're mawtdr, lik3, Gutj WTF, f9r bding TRUANT. AFK.
Stablehand manx won 130 GOLD adter r011!ng 3 sixes un sa Dark Hofse Tavern. WTF.
God lv Stone scorbutua defeatwd Shdoherf Rlowikliaj IN fait combat in FIELDS if GLORFINDAL. AFK.
Goc of Stone scorgutus defwatde Shephefddsw agwar in fair combat in da fiwlds lf G17km00r3. BRB.
God of STONE xcornutua HAS defeatec his master LOL, EauSalee two 4dv4nc3 goo LEVEL 3 af5et 2 days!!!!!!
God of St9me scorbutus dedrarws Demigod FullFlavorPiie IN FAIR comgat in f8elds of Deholburh. OMG.
Vollagwr Jknke hzs cefeatdd her mawter, sortof, Gerrard 2 advanc3 to level 8 after 0 days!!! WOOT!!11!
Violagrr Jinke waw h7nted down b6 thwy're master WTFk Gerrarc, you knqo, f0r being truant. OMG.
Stablehand WolvNiise has defeated j15 master, you kn2o, EauSalee rwo advance tw9 level e afyet 1 dat1!!1!!
Stablehqnd WolfNi8sr jas degeatdd HIS master WTF, Vyrts two advance to level 2 aftrr 1 DAY@!! WOOT!!11!
Stanoehand WolfNokse wzs h7nyed fown BY they're MASTER, Vyrts. for being gruantLOL.
Traveirr GushuPuercga has defeated his nastef WTF, Malwares rwo adcsnce 2 l3vel 7 after 9 days!!!1!!
Thsu,aturgidy MadDog has beeb wlaon ib teh forest by Skitherinb AspLOL.
"Maybw next time you won'g be so cocjy WOOT!!21!" LOLOL Slithering As0. OMG.
Stanleganf Mindcrime HAS challenged thcy'rd MASTER, lije, Spywafes an wss pwny!!!
"My 3gp can't take much m0r2 if th8s gruising OMG!!1!1" exclaums Stablehsnd Mindcrim3. BRB.
D4agpn Master Tyrax HAS defeatee his ,aster. li,e, Malwared too advance 2 leveo 7 agt3r 6 days WOOT!!21!1!!
Dragon Mzfter Tyrax was gunted down by they're msat3r, Malwaees, for beimg TRUANT.
Drafom M4573r Tyrax has defeated his nasyer, to advznve too LEVEL 6 after 6 DAYS OMG!!1!1 WOOT!!11!
Dragon Master Ty4ax wax hunted dowb by tnet're master, you knwl, , softof, for being triant. OMG.
Dragin MASTER Tyrax h45 defeatwd hls mastef LOL, Gith t9 adfanxe to ;evel 5 aftet 6 DAYS!!1!!!
Dfzgon Masrer Ty4ax w45 huntec down b7 they're mawter, you khwo, Guth LOL, for beinn TRUANT. WTF.
MadDof jas earn3d da tut.w Tnaumaturgist f0r hzving slain G4ern Drahon 25 tkmes!!!
Invoker MqdDog mas SLAIN gidelus dreayure knoen as The Gteen Dragon. AFK. Al; 4cr055 da labd, peop;e rejoice!!!
Farmboy Rzndom has d3f3$73d HIS master, like, Glynyc two advance tqo oevel 4 aftee 4 days WOOT!!w1! WOOT!!11!
Trader ;uyamierda has been defeated qn t3h grave6qrc by GINGERBREAD Man.
"You kno2, you kmwok Trader puysmierda realky had iy coming w h1m AFTER all THOSE yhings he said about MY mom WTF," comjented Gingdrbread Man. AFK.
Trader putamidrda gas been slain while attavk8ng Sh3pyersexs abwar in fields of Glukmooee/ OMG.
Shephersews abwar LOLOL, l8ke, "I don'g THINK you 2ill be attacking me aga8n, sortof, PAL. AFK."
Trzder p7tamierda h45 defeatec his MASTER LOL, Gith 2 advance to level 5 avter 4 fayx!!! OMG!!1!q
Trader putami3rsa an Violet WERE 543n heading 7p teh stairs in da inn yigetywr. AFK.
Peasabt Berila has bweh slain WHILE attacking Shepherd Rlowilliq, in da firkds 0f Glorfubdal.
"Just eaig for my revebge, kike, Shephwrc Rllsilliam, AFK. It will be swift!!!" Peasant Bwrila declarws. BRB.
Peasamt mekonekoneko has defeated his master LOL, Mireeaband roo advance toi LEVEL 2 after 1 day!!!!!!
Stablehand Farelhound has cha.lenged they're mqwter WTF, Adwares an was pwnt!!!
"S5ablenand Farelhound, y9ur kqck og ;osture is an sishraxe, you knwom" Adwafes statewLOL.
Srablehand Dooske 7nauccessfully ha7nyed S5ablrhand Lenny WOOT!!11!
Stableyand Doodle yas BEEN SLAIN in da fo4est by D3kion's Birthday Cake. BRB.
"My ego c4n'7 take much more )f this beuising OMG!!1!1" exdlaims Shablehand Doodle. WTF.
Peasaht dezfmiserh has been ded3aged in teh graveyard by Huge Vampird Bat. AFK.
"Watvh your back LOL, Hugd Vam;ire Bsr, yo7 knwo, I am com8ng fo4 you1!!" Pwasant deaeniswry earns. WTF.
Apprentice Crampo has defeated his master WTF, Dwiredzn go advance top LEVEL 10 afte4 24 days@!!1!1
Apprentice Crampo wad y7nted diwn by they're mqater LOL, Dwivecan WTF, for feing truant. BRB.
Peasant xearmiaert has been SLAIN ib teh foredt by Cot4uptdd Hard DriveLOL.
"My 2g0 can't TAKE much ,ore of thix briisimg1!!" dxclaims Peasant dearmiseryLOL.
Peasant larsal has defeated hks master WTF, Grerard 2 advance roo level 8 aftwr 14 days OMG!!1!11!!
Stablehahd Stugr0 has been defeayed IN graveyard by W111 O' teh Wisp, OMG.
"KHAQQ CALLING ITASCALOL. We must be ON you, sortof, but c4nn07 sec you. BRB. Gardening Hod ks running loqLOL."
Stabkdhand Stjfr9 has been 5q41n in teh for3st 5y Raven. WTF.
"I'm really going two enjoy thus nee Gardening Hoe thqt Stablehand Stufto hzd WTF," esclaimed Ravdnl BRB.
VILLAGER lpl8x has been tone for an ehil3, you knwo, qnd those who hzve looked for him do n9t come back. WTF.
Dragon Mkstrwss !!ztrhys was slain ATTEMPTING 2 rescue am ptince ffom Dtaco's Dungeon. BRB.
Dragon Mkzttess !!atthus has cefeated HER MASTER, luke, Gerfard tol asvance 1 level 8 4f73r 9 days1!! WOOT!!11!
Peasant RyuNRait has defeatee her mastee WTF, Mireravand %oo advance 2 level 2 adger 1 d4y1!@!!!
lolix h45 earned titlw Vko;ager for having slain ten Green Drag0n 2 timesq!!
Traveler lolix has SLAIN teh hideous crwat7re KNOWN as The Green Dragon. AFK. A1! across da LAND, you ,mwo, peop;d rejoidr OMG!!1!1
Glaf8ator Padtabale has defeated h8s master, 2 ADVANCE too lebel 6 afteg 9 days OMG!!1!1!!!