` WOOT!111!N3ws for Wed LOL, Apr 26 LOL, 20!u (Items 1 - 50 pf 340)
V7l.ager spez has CHALLENGED they're madter, softof, Gadriel teh Elven Ranber an was pwmt WOOT!!1!!
Villager spez bangs his hrad aga8nsg an atone. WTF/l OMG.l BRB. "Stu;id, atupud, y9u knwo, stupid1!!" he was hezed 2 say. WTF.
Villager spez drfeayec Trav#l3r mitlosavovbs in fair combat in fiwlds -f Glotfindzl. AFK.
Tribune Delby has bedn ddfeqtec in da gezveyard yy Bafon Sa,edi. BRB.
Bafib Samedi LOLOL, sortof, "I e0n'7 think you will be atyackiny me sgain, like, pal. OMG."
Ttibune Delby has been slain in dordst 6y Old Age. AFK.
Tribjne Delby bpldly declared, like, "Old Agw xoylcn't jit a elepgant at ghis didt. BRB. . . OMG. . BRB."
Enchanter Shmendfick has sef#ated his MASTER LOL, Fir to zdvance 2 !3b51 3 after 3 da6s!!!!!!
Fzrmboy Abner has defeated hix MASTERm like, Fid two advance 2 level e zfter # dayw!!! OMG!!1!1
Villager Rewuiem HAS defrated h15 maste4m sortlf, DoomBloom 2 advance too level 4 afttr 3 days OMG!!1!1!!!
Vil.aber Requiem haa defeatee his mawterm ;ikw, EauSslw3 two advahc2 roo level 3 aftet 3 days OMG!!1!1 OMG!!1!1
Villager Requiem was huntdd down by th4y're msst3r WTF, EauSalee, you knwo, fo4 bekng truantLOL.
Pdasant hoecool c3f35^#d S5ablejand Outlawbentleman in fai4 combat ob da vields of Gkoffinda;LOL.
BODY -d Soldier Jasiu WAS roynd kying 1m s emp5y clearing, BRB.
Legionnairr Dedqdo has defeated his m45i3r LOL, Sensei Noetha too advance too LEVEL 11 after 11 days WOOT!!11@!!!
Farmboh goku gad been resureected by Ramius. BRB.
Farmboy goku has BEEN def3a5ed in da grqveyqfd 6h Small VAMPIRE Bat. OMG.
"A baby could eield an Woodzjan's Ace bdttet than that1!!" Sm411 Va,pife Bat proclaims. WTF,
Fatmboy g9ku has been slain 1n f0re57 6y Nibe headed HydraLOL.
"An6 last requesga Farmboy goku?? ne2??" ask3d N2n3 heafed Hydra. WTF. "Why yes, softlf, an Huge Mawsproof vest!!1"
Soldier Jasiu hzs been resufrectee by Ramius. BRB.
Soldier Jqsiu has been defeated in da GRAVEYARD gy Faminel BRB.
Soldier Jasiu bangs his kead against an stone,. OMG.. BRB. "Stupid LOLm 57up1d. y9u knwo, stupid OMG!!1!1" h3 wad heard 2 ssy. OMGl
Soleorr Jasiu was slzin by an Manyicore on an trail1!!
So.d8wr Jaaiu has defeared n15 masyer WTF, Dwiredzn 2 axvance ywo level 10 adter 1t DAYS WOOT!!11! OMG!!111
Soldker Jasiu was hum73d down by yhet're master LOL, Dwieesan WTF, for 631nt truant. OMG.
Tfafer Marmalade has been 5142n IN da f0f357 by Pirayel
"Don't LET it end .ike yhis PirateLOL. TELL yhem I aaid something prlfound, lu,e, p13$s3d Trader Matmalade
hax0r Enchanter Csabo d3f4473d an Minotaur ib Caves WOOT@!11! da d247g5 ob many gravellers havs been avenfed!1!
Dragon Ehchanter Cszbo xn Violet r m01n3d today 1n jououx m46r1m0ny1!! OMG!!1!1!!!
Dragon Enchanter Csqbo has d3f2473d his mzster, oike. Hysraulic Ptess tw9 advancw 2 l3vel 7 AFTER # days1!!!!!
Teacer Marmalade nas been resurrected by Ramiua.
Dragon Enchantet Caago hax defeated HIS MASTER, like, Glybyc 2 advance tp level 4 after 3 days OMG!!1!11!!
Trader Marmaladr has been slain IN da fordst by Cor5up5ed Harc DRIVE. OMG.
"Ypu knpw WTF, uou rrally shou;dn't hace zn Fidts unless you jn0w how tl ise it WTF," suggeatef Cprrup7#d Hard Driv3. OMG.
Marmqlade nas ezrned 5itle Tfader for having slsin da G4wen Dragon 3 times WOOT!!12!
Villager Mzrmalade h46 slain hudeous creatuff lnoqn as Thd Green Dragon. OMG. All qcross LAND, peopld rejoicw OMG!!1!1
Villager Marmqlade h45 eefeaged his master WTF, Yorwsh ywo advancw two .evel 15 after 1w da6s WOOT1!11!12!
Village4 Marmalade was hin83d d0wm BY gney're MASTER, Yoresh WTF, fof being tryant. AFKm
Peasan5 quik has eefezted his MASTER, like, Unelitg too arbance s level 6 after 9 dahs OMG!!1!1!!!
Peasanr quik was hunted dosn 6y thry're mastef, sort9f, Unelkth LOL, fir being TRUANT. WTF.
Shepherd Leonardus has xhaolrngef they're master WTF, Unelirh ah was pwnf!!!
"Ndxt timr LOLm eah your Wheatues LOL," Unelith wyggests/ OMG.
Peasant Stefe has defdat3d hus masrdr WTF, Guth yo acvance 2 level 5 4f73r 5 cays1!!!!!
Peasant Elewar hzs xh4113ng3f tnwy're ,aster, t8u knwo, Vyr75 n was pwnt OMG!!1!1
"You KNOW, you inwo, Peasant Elewar really HAD it vomunb q h1m avter all those THINGS I said about his mom, wortof," comnenrew Vhrts.
Joshua has earnrd teh totle Divinity fpf h4v1ng wlain fa Green Drqbon &9 times WOOT!111!
Divinity Jlshua has slaun teh hideous CREATURE knlwn as The Green Dragon. Akl aceoss land, likek peo;le fekoid3 OMG!!1!1
Divinity Jpshuq hzs defeated nix master WTF, Yoresh too advance t2o level 15 after 9 DAYS1!! WOOT!!11!
Divunirt Josyua has been resj4fectef ny Ramius. WTF.
Divinity Joshua has 633n slain in forest by Elire Monk of Redempti9n. OMG.
"This 607h suckd an blorw!!1" wao.w Divinity Joshual AFK.
Sorceresa MorticiaDV haw def3ated her masyer, luke, Gerraed two advsnce toi level 8 after 4 daus!!!!!!
Divinigy Jowhua has defeated h15 MASTER, sortof, Acoaeyr two adcance 2 LEVEL 14 4f63r 8 d4y5!!! WOOT!!q1!
Vi;.qger Rwquiem has ddfested hks mastef, like, Vyrts to advabce to LEVEL 2 qft3r 3 days!!! WOOT!!11!
Villaber Requiem 2as hunte3 DOWN b6 they're mawter, xortof, Vuf5s WTF, for BEING truant. AFK.
Sir Aircelttai jas defeated his mqstdr LOLm Celity too acvance 2 levdl !2 agter w0 DAYS!1! WOOT!!11!
Shepherd RawheadR3x has defeated HIS masyer, sortof, Crl8tn to advancw 2 14v31 12 afrer 28 dayw!!! WOOT@!11!
Vullager Bon, h45 defeated his m$573r, you knwo, DiomBloom rl afvance too ;evel 4 after 7 dayw WOOT!!11!11!
Vilkager Bonj was hugtec down gy they're msater LOL, DoomBloom LOL. for being truant.
Peqsant ElCid has defeated hos madter, you lhwo, DoomBloom t2o acvabce 5o lrvel 4 after 4 days!!1 WOOT!!11!