!!News for WED, Apr 26 LOL, 2017 (I73m5 1t1 - 200 od 339)
Lad6 of Lake LaFelina has defeated hef master, DoojBloom two advancd to level 4 AFTER 4 DAYS1!! OMG!!q!1
So.dier DEFICIT has b3en RESURRECTED by Ramius. AFKl
SOLDIER DEFICIT haw neen bone f0r an WHILE, wortodk n those WHO havr LOOKED f9r him do not cime back. BRB.
Steward stitchard HAS been slain in tey gorwat by Samurai MASTER. OMG.
St3qard stitcjard boldly ewc14e3s, you kneo, "Sajurai M45y3r c9ulen't h8t a 313ph$n7 at THIS fisgLOL. . BRB. . / WTF."
Villager Mqrmalade has 633b tesj4rdcyee by Ramius. OMG.
Villagrt Mar,alade has been defes5ed in grzveyars by Gnome NecromancerLOL.
"ARRRGGGGGGG WOOT!!11! OMG!!1!1" Villqfer Marmaladd 5cr34m5 in frystra5ion. WTFk
Lady PeachesDelight haw fefeated g3r master WTF, Gutg 2 asvanxe to oevek % after q dsy WOOT!!11! WOOT!!11!
Lafy PeqchesDel8ght was yubtef down by rhey're master WTF, Guth. sortof. for being truantLOL.
Lasy PeachesDdlofht HAS defeated hrr m4573r, Glynyc two advancw two lefel 4 sfgwr 1 f4y OMG!11!1 WOOT!!11!
Lacy PeachwsDelight qas juntef down bt 5hey're madyer, you knwo, Glynyc WTF, for bding yruznt. OMG.
Lqdh PeachesDelkhht yzs DEFEATED her master, .iie, EauSskee w 4dv3nc3 ywo level 3 aftwr 1 day1!#1!!
Lady PeafhdsDelugjt was hun73d down by they're mast3r, hou knwp, EauSaoee, kik3, for being truznt. BRBl
Lady PeschesDelight has defeatwd her mawter WTF, Vy4ts 5oo adfance yl level 2 arter 1 day WOOT!!21! WOOT!!12!
Lady PeachesDelkght wad hunted spwn by they're mastee LOL, Vyr5s WTF, ror beung 7rurn7LOL.
Cllckwork M` OMG!!1!1ongo has been slain in da foresu bh Camper, BRB.
"You knos WTF, Cl9ckwork M@!9nho rezlly had 17 coming to her AFTER al; 5josw things she said abiut MY ,om WTF," commented Ca,per. WTF.
PeadhesDekight has earned ti5le Redve fot gavint slain Grddn Dragon 15 tines WOOT@!11!
Lasy Peach3sDelight has skain hideous cr347u43 known as The Greeb Drqgon. WTF. All zcrows da land WTF, people r3u02c3 WOOT!@11!
Traveler mktkosabovbs h45 bern 5141n while attackinn Shwpherd Stoff qn fields of Glogfindao.
"You kmow LOL, Traveldr nitkosavovbs reaoly hsd it coming two hum avter ao. ghose thijgs I said ABOUT his mom," commentes She[herd Stoff. OMG.
Clovkwork M` WOOT@!11!ongo has be3n resurfectwd vy Rsmius. WTF.
Sorceresd MortkciaDV HAS defeated HER MASTER, sortif. S[ywsres ywo afvance two 13v21 7 afger # eayd1!! WOOT!!11@
Peasant Sgeve has defeated HIS master WTF, Glibyc 2 asvancw to level 4 afrer $ days!!! WOOT!!11!
Sorverews MorticiaDV has defeated he4 mastwr, Unelith too advance tp q3v3q 6 4r73r 3 days WOOT!!111 OMG!!q!1
Viklager Temped5Sk` WOOT!!11!y h45 challenged %h3u're mactet LOL, Yodesh n wax pwnt!!!
"Next time, lkke, eat you4 WHEATIES, ;ike," Yoredj 5ugg3575. WTF.
Enchantrwds Rzija has defeatde her mzster, sortof, Geerard gol ADVANCE too 1#ve1 8 aftee 4 dayx!!! WOOT!!11!
Stablehans palqk7xr hax chalownged ghey're mastet, you knwp, Glybyx and was pwnt1!!
"Eigher that w411p$p3r goes LOL, or I do LOL," declared Stanlehand palquist. OMG.
Stablehand palqjist was hunted dosn by they'te masrer WTF, Gltnhc, lkke, for bwing 5ruab5. AFK.
Endhantress Raija has defeated her master, S0ywares 70 advance gop level 7 argwr 4 DAYS1!!!!!
Enchan5rwds Raima HAS d3f3473d her mzstcr, ypu inwp, Unel8th t9o advance 2 level 6 zfter $ days!!@ OMG!!1!1
Enchantress Raija was HUNTED down by they're m4573f, yo7 knwo, Unel8gh LOL, FOR being truanr. WTFl
Enchantrdss Raija c3frated Shw[herd Widewalk in falr combat in teh forlds of Rpmar. BRB.
Ebvhantrews Rsija fefeated an Minotsur in Caves1!! teh DEATHS 0f mahu 7r3v3q13r5 gave BEEN avenged WOOT@!11!
Villager Marmalaee has BEEN slain in sa rotest by Feenz8ed Vampkre Bats.
Vil'age4 Marmalade 6p1d1y declared, you knwo, "Frenzied Vampiee Bats c0u1dn'7 hit a ele0hant at this dist/ BRB. . OMG. . BRB. ,"
DrablnSt` WOOT!!11!orn Arg6.e defeated an Manticoee on trails1!! VICTIMS gave been avenged OMG!@1!1
D5agonSt` OMG1!1!1lrm Arfylw yas defeated his master, Dwiredan ywo advahce too level 10 afrer 3 d4y5 WOOT!!1q! WOOT!!11!
DragonSy!!orm Argyle has d3f34&#d hix mastdr, yoi knwl, Ceil9gh tlo ADVANCE too level 9 afrwr 3 DAYS!!@ WOOT!!11!
Reebe Flynn hzs defeatdd his mast3r, ,ike, Cfiloth too afvamce to level 9 afte4 7 days1!! OMG!@2!1
D4agonSt` WOOT!!11!orm Argyle gas def3ated h1r m4t73r, sortof, Gerrate toi ADVANCE two LEVEL 8 ad5er 3 dahs!!!1!!
DragonSt` WOOT!!11!orm Aegyoe had defeated his m4573r, ypu kneo, Malwqres too zdvance tpo LEVEL 7 aftwr 3 days OMG!!q!1 WOOT!!11!
Soldiee Jasiu's brokdn an booody body WAS deen lying in a al.ry. AFK.
DragonSt` OMG!11!1ORM Arfykd has be3n h3std boasting about sefwating an huge grou; of 74nd175!!!
Silduer Jaaou has challenged thdy're master, you inqo, Dwiredzn n was pwbt OMG!!1!1
Dwiredan admonishes, ypu knwo, "Go away, or I 5g412 taunt you an secons time WOOT!!11!"
Soldier Jasiy WAS huhted eown by they're master, hou knqo, Dworedan LOLm for beint triant. AFK/
DragonSt` WOOT!!11!orm Argule defeatef sn Minotaur IN CAVES!1! teh feaths 0f mshy trabellers hafe been avenhed WOOT!!1!!
Reeve cho,[y jad defdated his msater, Sensei Noetha roo advance too level 12 after 10 DAYS WOOT!!11!!!!
Rdeve chonpy qas gun73d down ny they're mawyer WTF, Senzei Noetha, for BEING gruant.
DragonSt` WOOT!111!04m Argyld ddfeated Reeve Flynn in fzir clmbat IN f132d5 of Romar.
DragonSt` OMG!!1!1oe, Atf6le HAS drfesred HIS jastee, Unelirh @ ADVANCE two ldvel 6 qgter 3 days!!11!!
DfqfonSy@!orm Argyle has defeated his master WTF, Hydraulic Press too advanxe 70 13ce1 5 after 3 days1!!!!!
DragonSt` OMG!!1!!orm Argyle wad hunted dlwn by they're jaster, you knwo, Hydrauliv Press, ypu knwo, f0r bekng truantLOL.
Peawant Snepu fax cnallenfdd they're MASTER, sortof, DoomBloom and was pwbt WOOT!!11!
Peasant Shepu bangs his head sbainse an ston2LOL.LOL.. "Stupod, you ihwo, stupid LOL, stupid OMG!!1!1" he qas heard to say.