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News for Fri, Mar 24, 2023 (Items 151 - 200 of 315)
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Prince Jenni has been slain in the forest by Studious Young Sorceress.
Prince Jenni bangs his head against a stone... "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" he was heard to say.
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Traveler FritzStein has challenged their master, Adwares and lost!
Traveler FritzStein was heard to say, "Please, sir, may I have some more?"
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Traveler FritzStein was hunted down by their master, Adwares, for being truant.
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Traveler FritzStein has defeated his master, Unelith to advance to level 6 after 3 days!!
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Traveler FritzStein was hunted down by their master, Unelith, for being truant.
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Traveler FritzStein has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Traveler FritzStein has been defeated in the graveyard by Gnome Necromancer.
"The Healer's Hut can't help you now, Traveler FritzStein!" chides Gnome Necromancer.
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Traveler FritzStein has been slain in the forest by Wounded Dragon.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails Traveler FritzStein.
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Traveler FritzStein has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 2 days!!
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Traveler FritzStein was hunted down by their master, Guth, for being truant.
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Farmboy Puddles has been slain in the forest by Corporate Lackey.
"Maybe next time you won't be so cocky!" laughs Corporate Lackey.
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Farmboy Puddles defeated Farmboy charliejoachi in fair combat in the fields of Glukmoore.
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Farmboy Suffering has been slain while breaking into the inn room of Soldier Charity in order to attack them.
Soldier Charity admonishes, "Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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Farmboy Death's body turned up, throat slit!
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Peasant Sorrows's body turned up, throat slit!
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Stablehand ChickenLICKem has challenged their master, Fie and lost!
Fie was overheard saying, "Stablehand ChickenLICKem's Rake was no match for my Short Sword!"
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Stablehand ChickenLICKem has defeated his master, Mireraband to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Thaumaturgist Yark has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 1 day!!
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Stablehand ChickenLICKem was hunted down by their master, Mireraband, for being truant.
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Soldier Trunks has been defeated in the graveyard by Phantom Writer.
"You should have just stayed in bed," Phantom Writer suggests.
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Thaumaturgist Yark has defeated his master, Fie to advance to level 3 after 1 day!!
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Soldier Trunks has been slain when he encountered The Green Dragon!!! His bones now litter the cave entrance, just like the bones of those who came before.
"Any last requests Soldier Trunks?" asked The Green Dragon. "Why yes, a Great Flaming Mawproof vest!"
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Soldier Trunks heroically decided to seek out The Green Dragon with cheers of encouragement from his peers ringing in his ears.
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Thaumaturgist Yark has defeated his master, Vyrts to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Yark has earned the title Thaumaturgist for having slain the Green Dragon 26 times!
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Invoker Yark has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!
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Invoker Yark has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 9 days!!
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Wizard Satan has defeated his master, Ceiloth to advance to level 9 after 3 days!!
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Wizard Satan has defeated his master, Gerrard to advance to level 8 after 3 days!!
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Wizard Satan has defeated his master, Malwares to advance to level 7 after 3 days!!
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BattleMagus Bakamitai has been defeated in the graveyard by Cannibal.
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Cannibal," BattleMagus Bakamitai exclaims.
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BattleMagus Bakamitai has been slain in the forest by Savage Pirate.
"Well isn't that a kick in the crotch?!" BattleMagus Bakamitai observes.
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BattleMagus Bakamitai has defeated his master, Celith to advance to level 12 after 3 days!!
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BattleMagus Bakamitai has defeated his master, Sensei Noetha to advance to level 11 after 3 days!!
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BattleMagus Bakamitai defeated a Manticore on the trails! The victims have been avenged!
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BattleMagus Bakamitai has defeated his master, Dwiredan to advance to level 10 after 3 days!!
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BattleMagus Bakamitai has defeated his master, Ceiloth to advance to level 9 after 3 days!!
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Unrelenting Mongo has been slain in the forest by Play-on-Words Contest Entrant.
"How could I be so feeble?" Unrelenting Mongo laments.
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BattleMagus Bakamitai has defeated his master, Gerrard to advance to level 8 after 3 days!!
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Angel Drax has been defeated in the graveyard by Hellhound.
"You know, you really shouldn't have a Omnipotence unless you know how to use it," suggested Hellhound.
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Angel Drax has been slain when he encountered The Green Dragon!!! His bones now litter the cave entrance, just like the bones of those who came before.
"Come back when you learn how to fight," The Green Dragon scoffs.
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Peasant Raxacoricofallapatorius has been slain in the forest by Book Cover.
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do," declared Peasant Raxacoricofallapatorius.
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Unrelenting Mongo won 157 gold after rolling 3 sixes in the Dark Horse Tavern.
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Farmgirl NewName has been slain in the forest by Junior Dragon Tamer.
"You know, Farmgirl NewName really had it coming to her after all those things I said about her mom," commented Junior Dragon Tamer.
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Farmgirl NewName has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Farmgirl NewName has been slain in the forest by Broadway Extra.
"You should have just stayed in bed," Broadway Extra suggests.
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Farmgirl NewName has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Farmgirl NewName has been slain in the forest by Shadhahvar.
"I must not be as sturdy as I thought...!" Farmgirl NewName concedes.
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Farmgirl NewName has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Farmgirl NewName has been slain in the forest by Garlus' Champion.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails Farmgirl NewName.
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